I enjoy flying, but can't stand airports.... Nobody likes being there, every food and drink item is marked up 300%, and everyone thinks they're a special little snowflake where we should all get out of their way. Recent airport story... I was flying out of Austin. In the TSA line, a couple of women were going from person to person telling a sob story about how their flight is taking off soon, and if they could cut in front of them. There were 10+ people in front of me by the time they got they got up to ask me. I said absolutely not, get here earlier if your flight is that close to taking off. They gave me the stink eye and called me a rated R name, but I didn't care. Turns out they were on the same flight as me... Walked up to them and said "I thought your flight was leaving 45 minutes ago??" They looked down in shame.... what a great feeling.