Unfortunately this is where it went all wrong for you Jeremy. You see, Carl Pohlad gets text alerts for fraudulent charges on the company card. The restaurant you chose, Blue Door Pub, isn't on the normal expenses. Pohlad immediately calls the credit card company to deny the charge, and cancel the card. (You should have went to Manny's Steakhouse!!) So now, the waiter returns, and says "I'm sorry sir, but the card has been declined." Which really puts you in a pickle, because you went above and beyond ordering everything on the menu, racking up a $220 bill. What do you do? 12:03: You call Seth. Unfortunately Seth is out of town, and unable to wire any cash to you. 12:05 You call John. He laughs at your predicament, and says "Better start washing dishes!" 12:08 You call Parker. Parker says he can wire you the money, but would rather see you suffer for an hour or two. 1:35 After spending the last hour and a half worried about how you can get out of it, you come to the LAST Resort. Calling up Chief. Chief uses his intimidation tactics to scare the owner into letting you leave. 2:00 You call your wife, telling her that being a GM is a lot harder than you imagined, and that you almost got picked up by the cops because of a $220 bill at Blue Door Pub. She's mad that you are not bringing home any leftovers from lunch. 2:15 Stop by Target to pick up milk, thinking that will ease the tension of not bringing home leftovers. 2:35 Arrive home with the milk. Wife is still upset. You say I still have time to be a GM. Wife gives you more errands to run. 5:05 You're finished running errands. By this time, you're tired, and no longer in the right mind set to make any trades with GMs. 5:30 Jeopardy comes on. 6:00 Watch the news 6:35 Fall asleep on the couch. Wife still upset for not bringing home leftovers.