Chief, I knew if the phone lines were open you'd come in and save the day. I really wasn't expecting a question so deep before I cracked open the 2nd beer.. The buzz hasn't set in yet, but I will try to answer this exercise the best way possible... I think we'd ALL like to believe the offense would win out in this scenario, right? Maybe with Casey Fien throwing 91 MPH meatballs Sano and Dozier could break out of their slumps! But what are the REPERCUSSIONS to such an exercise? Does Casey Fien hang it up because a bunch of scrubs hitting .100 start mashing 450 ft bombs on him? If that were me, I'd certainly reconsider my profession after that... OR what if Fien starts striking out the side every inning? 9 consecutive Snapper Mow 'em Down innings.. The pitcher's confidence would be SKY HIGH, but what about Sano and Dozier? It's possible after being embarrassed by Fien, they consider hanging up the cleats for good, and we're stuck watching ABW strike out 4 times a game as Sano's replacement. All in all, this exercise is WAY too risky to attempt in real life.