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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    Problem is, Dozier, as it turns out, is not big, doesn't have usable power, and isn't a very good hitter.
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    I have someone who can help with that! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rvFfNUQOjpM/TSk44SvLeGI/AAAAAAAAAYM/fnNBYcVayaI/s1600/MiracleMax.jpg
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    If the Twins keep playing like this, at what point do the Twins stop making Cory Provus read promos for season tickets?
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Cory lets us know that even though the runs are unearned, they still count. That's helpful Cory.
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    "I'm mad at you Melky."
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Hey, everyone's favorite Game Thread Game!!! Sarcasm or Optimism! I vote Sarcasm.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    Damn it Esco.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    So is it just a piece of paper that says Harrelson?
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    Mauer has reached in all 28 games this year. That's impressive.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    Why? Who's stopping you from getting up and walking around?
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    Well, that depends. Do you want to watch something incredibly depressing, where hope is crushed, dreams are destroyed, and afterwards you're left with no will to live... Or do you want to watch Game of Thrones?
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    I want to know if Park actually picked his song, or just had someone on the PR staff pick it for him.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    So you'll be out before the second inning then.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    Dan Gladden--"I would say that Brian Dozier is more of a pull hitter". Oh, you think so doctor?
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    All this lefty talk made me wonder what Brian Duensing is up to. Turns out I found a news article that says he's opened a specialty store while waiting for a call from a team. They even had a picture!
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    Who doesn't blonde goatees look awful on?
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    Well, Snickers has taught me that you're not yourself when you're hungry. So when I murder someone over a Snickers bar, the temporary insanity defense is baked right in.
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    As someone who thinks murder is always wrong (I know, fringe opinion), yes, I would definitely blame you.
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    According to Danny, Brian Harper is now batting. Odds on whether or not Danny is having an acid flashback?
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    I'd agree, other than the start of point 4 is "I wouldn't blame Colabello or anyone...". Just my opinion, obviously, but if I don't blame someone, then I don't think they did anything wrong, vis a vis debating the morality of someone's action(s).
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  22. Cap'n Piranha
    Sounds like Gibson is missing what is called "a strikeout pitch".
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    Boy, you picked a great game to join.
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    Either hit the ball over the fence and beyond the reach of any leaping outfielders, or complete a circuit of the bases before being tagged out on his batted ball. Duh.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    The over/under for runs in this game was 7.5. Given that Gibson is still pitching, I'm assuming Molitor must have bet heavily on the over.
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