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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    Cory Provus says the exit velocity was 112 mph. My goodness.
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    Let it Sano!
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    Make that 5 runs in. Rodon allows 8 baserunners, and only gets one out.
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm a big fan of the Angels loading the bases in the 1st against the dirty, cheating South Siders, with 4 runs already in.
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    That Lucroy at-bat broke Gameday--it's refusing to update.
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    I can't wait for Molitor to be fired, and then Gardenhire will take over as "interim" manager, only to have the interim tag removed after the season. I'm only half kidding.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    "We've just got to keep going out there everyday and playing hard, and the hits will start falling. The guys battled today, there's no quit in this group."
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    You know you're struggling when the Twins announcer mentions "just a .103 average". Looking in your direction CJ Cron.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    FTFY
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    I need an "I don't like this, but I appreciate the information you have provided" button.
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    WHY IN THE HELL IS JOE MAUER BUNTING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    The Twins have only given up 1 run in the 1st inning so far this year.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    That's a nice efficient inning from Tommy.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    Danny says the Twins' hitting slump is no longer about mechanics. Unless we have a bunch of guys who aren't able to mechanically hit at the major league level...
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    Yeah, given that it's 2016, she'd probably yell at Vanimal for not giving her a trigger warning about his upcoming microaggression, and retreat to her safe space.
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    Actually, based on the drunk/homicidal look below, maybe it's not the best idea... http://blogimages.thescore.com/mlb/files/2012/06/Twins-TATC-99-chewie.png
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    You know what would be awesome? If the Twins trusted a wookie as a closer! Think about how much attendance would skyrocket!
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    The opportunities for me to do that elsewhere in my life are so few and far between that I need every chance I can get.
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  20. Cap'n Piranha
    So you feel like you're saying "Polly want a cracker" and "I taught i taw a pussycat" too much?
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-a to Chimpan-z.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    You can't boo if you don't buy a ticket and show up. That was my whole point--assuming the Twins aren't interested in winning, and therefore wouldn't fire Molitor or Ryan due to poor record, a much more effective way of showing your displeasure with management is to not go to games, watch games on TV, or listen to them on radio. In this scenario, where management cares only about money and not performance, booing means they've already won.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    The Twins have 7 k's today, as do the Sox. Barring extras, the White Sox +3 was the correct choice on the little bet I proposed earlier.
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    You're right, that's why TR still has a job. Because not enough fans booed.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    If Twins management really needs booing to understand the team isn't good, I'm going to guess they see every booing fan as just another chump who shelled out a wad of cash.
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