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  1. USAFChief
    seems a touch vague.
  2. USAFChief
    She was naked in Great Gun, wasn't she?
  3. USAFChief
    "I'll take "TD Headlines That Cause A Double Take" for one thousand, Alex."
  4. USAFChief
    Ick.
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  6. USAFChief
    I'd have gladly kept Rogers. ERA for relievers isn't particularly useful in evaluating performance or projecting the future. 2022, He's got a 1.15 WHIP, 11.5 K/9, K/BB over 5. 0.8 HR/9 I think he'd have a spot in this bullpen.
  7. USAFChief
    Tell me THAT WASNT AN 0-2 PITCH!
  8. USAFChief
    I think maybe the worst part of this entire debacle....we're getting owned by Isiah Kiner-Effing-Falefa. Ferpetesakes.
  9. USAFChief
    Thanks. I'll be here all week. Try the chicken. Remember your waitstaff.
  10. USAFChief
    I don't think Ted Williams played for either KC or Chicago. Nor last year, come to think of it.
  11. USAFChief
    Queen died? Man, I thought that was DECADES ago.
  12. USAFChief
    FWIW I think you've been hilarious so far. But enough about your looks! Hey-oh!
  13. USAFChief
    The "stuff" is inconsistent, and he lacks command way too often. He can throw a tremendous splitter, but the next one just meanders to middle middle. He'll dot the corner with a fastball, then let one sit right in the whomp'em zone. And the slider is awful. The opposite of "good stuff."
  14. USAFChief
    When it comes to the bullpen, well...laugh about it, shout about it, when it's time to chose, any way you look at it we lose.
  15. USAFChief
    Did he have years of minor league play as well, from which to form an opinion? Demonstrated 300 pt OPS differential in those 350 MLB PAs? Managers and coaches watching his PAs against L and R hand pitching?
  16. USAFChief
    Gonna leave it at, disagree strongly that anyone is starving Kyle Garlick. And disagree it makes sense to feed ABs to him just in case things go to hell in a handbasket and you're later left with no better options. He's carved out a small niche as a lefty masher. That's it. No reason to intentionally expand on that at the expense of LH hitters.
  17. USAFChief
    Immediately in trouble.
  18. USAFChief
    Yeah, it's almost as annoying as the Mario Brothers game over sound they play at TF when an opponant K's.
  19. USAFChief
    I'd say it's more like "Groundhog Day." But without, you know, the humor, good will, or redeeming resolution.
  20. USAFChief
    GIven the current options, there isn't a lot Rocco can do, but Garlick should rarely if ever face a RH pitcher.
  21. USAFChief
    Garlick should never see a RH pitcher, much less Garrett Cole, but given the options there isn't much Rocco can do. I'd take Garlick over Hamilton even if Garlick had a cast on one leg and two broken wrists.
  22. USAFChief
    So with hunting season coming up, I'm reminded of a tragic story of two of my retired USAF friends. They were out hunting when one of them clutched his chest and fell to the ground, not visibly breathing. My other friend frantically called 911 and told the story. "I think he's dead!" he cried into the phone. The 911 operator told him "Well, the first thing we need to do is make sure he's actually dead." "One sec," my friend said, dropping the phone. A couple seconds later the 911 operator heard the sound of a gunshot. My friend came back on the phone. "That should do it," he said. "Now what?"
  23. USAFChief
    On sandy ground.
  24. USAFChief
    Call me crazy, but a 1-0 lead feels...tenuous.
  25. USAFChief
    Yeah I think he's probably due for a rebound, and honestly, where else are they gonna spend that money? He's a better player than he's shown this year.
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