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  1. USAFChief
    analytics: regression to the mean?
  2. USAFChief
    I remember my younger brother got married in Paris. I was asked to speak at the reception, so I got up and said, "Here's to you, my brother and his lovely bride. Eggs, Cinnamon, bread, and maple syrup." Yup, a french toast.
  3. USAFChief
    Obligatory: Twins on pace to set the all-time record for fewest runs scored in a season.
  4. USAFChief
    Correa missed a hanger.
  5. USAFChief
    Kepler with a weak 3 hopper to the right side. Weird.
  6. USAFChief
    Dreaded 3rd time through the order for Grienke. ... hahahahaha
  7. USAFChief
    I do too, but there's no need to name call.
  8. USAFChief
    Yes. edit: ninja'd, by nineoftwelve ferpetesake. Just shoot me.
  9. USAFChief
    Also in Tucson
  10. USAFChief
    There went the perfecto.
  11. USAFChief
    Maybe wait till we see him against a major league lineup.
  12. USAFChief
    https://www.google.com/search?q=when+you+get+on+the+whiskey&oq=when+you+get+on+&aqs=chrome.0.0i355i512j46i512j69i57j0i512j0i22i30l11.9307j0j7&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c71edcd5,vid:S27kdJr_zpk
  13. USAFChief
    I put my phone in "Airplane" mode and next thing you know Siri is telling me "don't call me Shirley."
  14. USAFChief
    "Do as I say, not as I do." Same thing I told my kids.
  15. USAFChief
    Cut your beer supply in half.
  16. USAFChief
    Common misconception: the Pohlad family owns the Twins. Actual: Sal Perez owns the Twins.
  17. USAFChief
    I was gonna go with "on pace to set an unbeatable record for "Runners LOB in a season."
  18. USAFChief
    Never do math in public.
  19. USAFChief
    Bases left loaded by the Twins. Weird.
  20. USAFChief
    Never do math in public.
  21. USAFChief
    Seems unsustainable.
  22. USAFChief
    Which dugout?
  23. USAFChief
    I hadn't been feeling good all week, since Monday, so I went to the doctor this morning. Same thing last week, felt lousy Monday through Friday, better Saturday and Sunday. The prior week was similar, bad week, better Saturday and Sunday. Doctor took some tests, asked me a bunch of questions, and told me I have a "weekend immune system."
  24. USAFChief
    Perhaps because Nobody wants to see Tommy Lasorda naked.
  25. USAFChief
    Watch more Telemundo...heavyweight champion!!
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