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  1. USAFChief
    Can we hold off on the "$400M invested in the Twins" at least until we know if that actually happened? Thinking that's some sort of magic bullet is silly in and of itself, even if true. And we don't know if it's true. We were told the Twins were sold lock stock and barrel not long ago, ferpetesakes. Let's calm down. We know pretty much nothing about these alleged "investors."
  2. USAFChief
    If you're adding a middle of the order bat Marcel Ozuna is much better bet. You know, uh, theoretically. They're not adding either.
  3. USAFChief
    This is truly pathetic.
  4. USAFChief
    I believe we refer to 66-86 as "20 games under .500."
  5. USAFChief
    20 games under .500 Ish.
  6. USAFChief
    Our pythagorean record this series is 1.5 W/1.5 L.
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  8. USAFChief
    Blown saxes? Didn't know he played.
  9. USAFChief
    Judge is just an amazingly good hitter.
  10. USAFChief
    Twins end the season in Philly. Maybe we knock em out of the playoffs. ... Hahahahahahahaha
  11. USAFChief
    Yeah, sure, but they ate a combined 7 innings in doing so. Innings eaters.
  12. USAFChief
    I dont often name myself, but This is gonna be tonight's winner.
  13. USAFChief
    Didnt lawyer's son give up a run yesterday?
  14. USAFChief
    Favorable scoring.
  15. USAFChief
    Ouch. Not much muscle or fat there to absorb that HBP
  16. USAFChief
    Strike one Strike two Strike three Strike four Strike five Strike six Strike seven Strike eight Strike nine On to the top of the 8th
  17. USAFChief
    Well now I've gone and done it...
  18. USAFChief
    If he can keep this up*, I may be forced to change my opinion on Martin. *Say...5 years or so.
  19. USAFChief
    You can toss some diced tomatoes on my enchiladas. I'll push them off to the side, mind you. But you can toss a few on there.
  20. USAFChief
    I wish Funderburk threw with a low arm slot. Then he could be "The Funder from down under." That is my wish.
  21. USAFChief
    Bradley seems like an obvious pen candidate to me. Max effort for an inning. Fastball prolly plays up. Less need for secondary pitches. Shaky command less exposed. He doesn’t look to me like a guy likely to turn into someone who regularly gets guys out over 6 inning stretches. Too many misses, can't maintain velocity, secondary pitches exposed.
  22. USAFChief
    Which is why you leave that nasty tomato off if it.
  23. USAFChief
    Bellinger playing a deep 2nd base for Royce.
  24. USAFChief
    Me too. And then toss it in the garbage.
  25. USAFChief
    Lettuce, I get. Now, tomatoes. WTF? Ruins a burger. All you taste is that nasty tomato. Vile juice running all over everything. Who was the dumb **** that decided tomatoes belong on burgers? Just about ANY sandwich, for that matter.
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