Carnac the Magnificent: "oh-duh-RIZZ-ee" Ed McMahon: Oh-duh-RIZZ-ee. Oh-duh-RIZZ-ee. Oh-duh-RIZZ-ee. Carnac: There seems to be an echo in the room. Ed: I am merely trying to discover, to anticipate, the wisdom of this mystical incantation. Carnac: You may have entered the wrong studio door if wisdom is what you were after. Ed: Not so. Your powers of divination are exceeded only by your humility. Carnac: My humility is the one thing I'm most proud of. Ed: To a fault. I daresay, there is NO ONE in the world more humble than yourself. Carnac: (stage whisper) Where're we going with this? Ed: I state again, there is NO ONE more SELF-EFFACING than Carnac the Magnificent! Carnac: (pause for effect) You're trying to get us in hot water with the censors again, aren't you? Ed: No, no, O Great Sage. I merely bask in your reflected glory. Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand camels take residence on your bathroom mirror. Reflect on that. Ed: I shall, your eminence. I shall. If you feel ready, would you please open the envelope and reveal the question which you have already answered with 100% accuracy? Carnac: (tears open the end of the envelope, blows into it, removes card, reads) "What pitcher's name looks like a better source for puns than it actually sounds?"