Carnac the Magnificent: "Dad Jokes" Ed McMahon: Dad... jokes. Carnac: You got it, daddio. Ed: Your ability to peruse the unperusable is beyond our ability to comprehend. Carnac: Dad gum, that's awfully nice. Ed: And it has nothing to do with the fact that you sign my paychecks. Carnac: Dad rat it, can we just skip ahead and reveal the question? Ed: If you would be so kind. Carnac: (tears envelope, blows into it, removes card) "What are the legal grounds filed when Mom Divorces?"