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  1. ashbury
    You've heard of ROM on a computer, Read Only Memory? Game Threads are the answer to that. Write Only Memory.
  2. ashbury
    Yes, that was the gist of the discussion. Do not trouble yourself to read it in detail, you will merely confirm my statement.
  3. ashbury
    "White Sox announcer, give me your tears."
  4. ashbury
    You're welcome.
  5. ashbury
    I'll have some of what Scott's having. And then, pour it down the drain. Too strong for me, I'm confident.
  6. ashbury
    Impressive pornstar mustache on Tyler Saladino.
  7. ashbury
    I am known for my speedy results. Mea culpa. I have no idea what to expect, the rest of this game. (Better?)
  8. ashbury
    So, I was off a little...
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  10. ashbury
    Headline in tomorrow's Strib: Santana Twirls Nifty Three Hit Shutout. (Assuming he gives up no more hits this game.)
  11. ashbury
    A shutout after half an inning. ESan in typical shutdown mode!
  12. ashbury
    Here we go, Twi-i-ins, here we go! http://animationsa2z.com/attachments/Image/funny/funny52.gif
  13. ashbury
    Oh crap. The game has started? With all the hijinks and folderol going on, I missed it. What did you see that you don't see often? They've already won?
  14. ashbury
    No, your punishment is that the post (and jimmer's which preceded it) shall remain in public view, as testament to a certain failure of imagination already alluded to in a couple of gentle posts in the meantime. But yeah, this is about as far as this particular subthread ought to continue, IMHO.
  15. ashbury
    Because ChiTown replied before I could do the edit, you get your choice.
  16. ashbury
    I bet you're the toast of the company Christmas party. http://img2.izismile.com/img/img6/20130826/640/the_most_terrifying_movie_masks_640_04.jpg
  17. ashbury
    I changed the visual in the meantime, so it's just as well.
  18. ashbury
    I liked this one then unliked it, repeated the sequence, then finally left it liked, just for the life experience. http://core0.staticworld.net/images/article/2013/10/internet_addict_fixed-100057890-orig.gif
  19. ashbury
    I just thought of a nifty scam one of the admins or mods could perpetrate at the start of a game thread, in order to rack up a lot of... uh, perhaps I have said too much. Click like if you wish to see it tried out, though.
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  21. ashbury
    FTFY. http://assets.cf.gbposters.com/images/originals/0004/1772/GN0752-MONKEYS-bananas.jpg
  22. ashbury
    I assume they operate on the same principle as beer goggles?
  23. ashbury
    An adult man playing the role of an 8 year old might have passed muster, were it not for the subtle adult humor hidden in the show. I didn't say it couldn't be creepy and funny at the same time.
  24. ashbury
    Also on Pee-wee's Playhouse.
  25. ashbury
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