Twins Video
1. Top Non-Trump News Story (Or Stories):
The FDA has issued a warning about potentially contaminated oysters from Canada. Americans have become ill after slurping down these raw oysters. Each of the oysters are confirmed members of a fringe terrorist group that injected themselves with norovirus. According to the up-to-date statistics, the outbreak sickened around 100 in California, 172 in British Columbia, and caused around 20 hand injuries when that commonly used tool slipped from the oyster and impaled the hand of the shucker.
2. Our Twins:
I just want to focus on Fernando Romero. I didn’t get to see him pitch because I was at work but I’ve seen some highlights, I’ve read some reports and I’ve imagined some things in my mind. Fernando had a fantastic MLB Debut and it looks like he has some real good stuff and it is fresh… with that new car smell. I’m like everyone else; I dream of a bright future but we may want to wait a little bit before we cut Lance Lynn.
3. The White Sox:
Things haven’t been going that well with the White Sox but that doesn’t mean that things haven’t been going as expected. They are young… they are not there yet, but… take a look at the Braves and Phillies this year, consider the World Series wins by the Astros and Cubs after a massive youth movement, and it is hard to argue against the approach. Then take a look at the performance of older free agent signings and it starts to sink in… my possibility of a major league career in baseball at age 52 is diminishing real hard every single time a team goes younger successfully.
4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:
Mauer: All right, guys… I need a hand. My wife has a list of things I need to get done. I was thinking you could all help me out to get them done quicker.
Montana: Umm… I don’t think this is a good idea, Joe.
Mauer: Seriously… it won’t take long… if we all take one chore off her honey-do list, we will be done in no time flat.
McCarthy: Let me see that list… 1. Take out the trash.
Maddon: I’m on it.
McCarthy: 2. Unload dishwasher
Morgan: That’s mine.
McCarthy: 3. Water all the plants.
Mauer: I’ll do that… I know how to talk to them. I'm their quiet leader.
McCarthy: 4. Wash the car.
Montana: You want that one, McCarthy?
McCarthy: My job is to read the list. You are the only one left.
Montana: Seriously… I’m getting ripped off… the other 3 jobs are much easier. What’s the last one?
McCarthy: It says… 5. Love me forever!
Everybody: MINE!!!
5. Nap-Time:
I was talking with my nephew last night. He has a 5-year-old and a 2-year-old and he was telling me how much he appreciated naptime. I told him I completely understand… it’s like the eye of a hurricane.
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Lineups:
TWINS
Brian Dozier(R ) 2B
Joe Mauer(L) 1B
Max Kepler(L) CF
Eduardo Escobar(S) 3B
Eddie Rosario(L) LF
Robbie Grossman(S) RF
Logan Morrison(L) DH
Gregorio Petit(R ) SS
Jason Castro(L) C
Jake Odorizzi(R ) P
WHITE SOX
Yolmer Sanchez(S) 2B
Tim Anderson(R ) SS
Jose Abreu(R ) 1B
Welington Castillo(R ) C
Matt Davidson(R ) 3B
Nicky Delmonico(L) LF
Trayce Thompson(R ) RF
Daniel Palka(L) DH
Adam Engel(R ) CF
Reynaldo Lopez(R ) P
Game-time forecast: Hmmm ... with an 85% chance of T-storms at 7pm this evening, I'm thinking a doubleheader on Saturday. But at least it's not snow! Amiright?







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