Spring Training Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 3/28/14 @ 12:05pm CT

[Craig Arko]

Who?

 

It has occurred to me that putting weeping angels in the batter's eye at TF (where the trees used to be) could make the games way more exciting.

[MileHighTwinsFan]

23 LOB and 0 runs through 7.

 

I sure hope they are saving all their hits for the regular season.

[ashbury]

What Twins pitcher (or two or three) will ask to take regular batting practice thinking he could hit better than 1/2 the starting line-up?

 

Q: How many pitchers (of any team) would it take to change a lightbulb?

A: All 12 of them. One to climb the ladder and do it, and 11 to say "I could do it better."

[ashbury]

Hope Chi Town is gone this statement would depress her greatly.

 

Who else did you think I was trolling?

[ashbury]

Twins go meekly in the ninth.

 

/ as opposed to... which other inning in particular?

[Craig Arko]

On the bright side: Deduno.

[TheDean]

Nolasco or Pelf. Those are my guesses.

 

True fact: Nolasco has a higher career isolated slugging than Florimon against LHP in a similar number of PAs. Maybe I'm just cherry picking stats. Maybe we need to see Nolasco getting some time in the batting cage.