Game Thread: Astros@Twins 8/2 7:10PM

[Riverbrian]

Looks like an injured Dove of some kind.

 

FSN broke MLB policy showing the bird on the field. Just like they shouldn't show fans running on the field.

 

This Bird will only inspire more Birds.

[Gibby]

FSN broke MLB policy showing the bird on the field. Just like they shouldn't show fans running on the field.

 

This Bird will only inspire more Birds.

I miss the Kestrel.

[Larsbars08]

I was a Deduno hater. Couldn't be happier to be proven wrong. I just hope this is sustainable.

[Riverbrian]

Not sure but I think Colabello told us all where to go and how to get there.

 

I don't think so... Italians usually make that gesture flicking fingers under the chin.

[GCTF]

Shut up, Dick.

[Larsbars08]

This ump loves that outside strike.

[Riverbrian]

I miss the Kestrel.

 

This is getting weird... After the Bird on Camera... Guess what song is in my head now.

 

Yep... The Trashmen... Surfin Bird.

[Gibby]

I don't think so... Italians usually make that gesture flicking fingers under the chin.

They actually do, quite often. They also always sound like they are arguing with each other.

[Riverbrian]

I miss the Kestrel.

 

That Dove will bring it back.

[Bark's Lounge]

I took ownership of an electric fence... twice!

 

Yikes! I would post a picture of the aftermath of some unfortunate guy who decided to take a leak on an electric fence - but it would get me banned. Believe me, it is not pretty.

[Gibby]

This is getting weird... After the Bird on Camera... Guess what song is in my head now.

 

Yep... The Trashmen... Surfin Bird.

 

Thanks man. Now I have Wind Beneath my Wings flying around in there.

[Winston Smith]

Little things!

[Riverbrian]

Gardy is gonna be pissed... No one covering 2nd.

 

Mouth open... Mouth closed. Mix up.

[Gibby]

Yikes! I would post a picture of the aftermath of some unfortunate guy who decided to take a leak on an electric fence - but it would get me banned. Believe me' date=' it is not pretty.[/quote']

 

Did he at least get any super powers out of the deal?

[GCTF]

This is getting weird... After the Bird on Camera... Guess what song is in my head now.

 

Yep... The Trashmen... Surfin Bird.

 

Someone will post the Peter Griffin version.

[Riverbrian]

Yikes! I would post a picture of the aftermath of some unfortunate guy who decided to take a leak on an electric fence - but it would get me banned. Believe me' date=' it is not pretty.[/quote']

 

Here's the deal... If you want to own something... You gotta man up.

[Bark's Lounge]

Did he at least get any super powers out of the deal?

 

The ability not to be able to urinate.

[Gibby]

I used to take second on walks a lot. It floored me how often nobody was around the base.

[Riverbrian]

Jake Elmore at the plate:

 

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

[Bark's Lounge]

Here's the deal... If you want to own something... You gotta man up.

There definitely won't be any man upping anymore, at least according to this photo of which I speak.

[Gibby]

Here's the deal... If you want to own something... You gotta man up.

 

I owned the hell out of that closet.

[GCTF]

Season overer.

[Riverbrian]

The ability not to be able to urinate.

 

Decreed as savior of the universe. Protector of Mankind. It's Urinary Retention Man!

 

I'm submitting to Marvel right now.

[Gibby]

Decreed as savior of the universe. Protector of Mankind. It's Urinary Retention Man!

 

I'm submitting to Marvel right now.

 

It probably looks like when, in a cartoon, a guy sticks his finger in a gun barrel prior to discharge.

[Danchat]

I just realized we have a good chance at losing to the Astros.

 

 

 

 

 

Holy crap.

[Riverbrian]

It probably looks like when, in a cartoon, a guy sticks his finger in a gun barrel prior to discharge.

 

It's Chief... The Tucson crime fighter... He is Urinary Retention Man.

[Gibby]

It's Chief... The Tucson crime fighter... He is Urinary Retention Man.

 

I don't know man...urinary retention in that heat?

[GCTF]

It's Chief... The Tucson crime fighter... He is Urinary Retention Man.

 

I wish I could be Urinary Retention Man at around 2 AM.

[Bark's Lounge]

I don't know man...urinary retention in that heat?

Most super heroes have costumes, I am sure he has an air conditioned suit of armor or just wears spandex underwear. At the very least, he has an ice wrapped colostomy bag.

[Gibby]

I wish I could be Urinary Retention Man at around 2 AM.

 

I love this place. I laugh out loud every time I come here.