Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 7/26 9:10PM

[big dog]

Caption Contest #3

 

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Finally, in July of 2035, the young Prince George of Great Britain meets the Mauer Twins, fresh from their recent hunting trip.

[snepp]

Well I'll be damned....was that Plouffe?

 

With a runner on base?

 

 

Inconceivable.

[big dog]

Doumit could strike out 8 times tonight if this game goes to extras.

[buckninetyone]

0-2, fine his ass!

 

how can you fine his ass for his fine ass?

[big dog]

I think TD should advertise on MLB.com. These cell phone commercials are driving me insane. The arty one with David Bowie (or a copy) crooning is the worst.

 

Very nice to see the Plouffester come through there.

[TwinVike61]

And that's why we pay Morny and Doumit the big bucks.

[twinsnorth49]

King Felix's minions celebrating blowing a 9th inning lead, cute.

[TwinVike61]

Finally, in July of 2035, the young Prince George of Great Britain meets the Mauer Twins, fresh from their recent hunting trip.

 

ding, ding, ding!! we have a winner!!

[twinsnorth49]

Fiendish!

[stringer bell]

King Felix's minions celebrating blowing a 9th inning lead, cute.

Much like the Twins, it isn't about wins and losses. I'm impressed with the Ms overall. Even though their division figures to be pretty tough, they will be a pretty good team pretty soon. It really helps to have the top of the rotation featuring Felix and Iwakuma.

[stringer bell]

Dick will now have evidence that the Twins should bunt more since they got that run in the ninth.

[twinsnorth49]

Furbush.....tee hee!

[buckninetyone]

Fiendish!

 

[clears throat]

 

booooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[Danchat]

Wow, we're still playing! ....Screw it, time to turn on the TV.

[twinsnorth49]

Furbush was traded for Fister........I said Furbush was traded for Fister.....funny stuff right there.

[twinsnorth49]

[clears throat]

 

booooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

[Ultima Ratio]

Anyone have a call on Hicks?

[TwinVike61]

Furbush was traded for Fister........I said Furbush was traded for Fister.....funny stuff right there.

 

Is this still a family-friendly site or should we assume all the kids have gone to bed?

[twinsnorth49]

Is this still a family-friendly site or should we assume all the kids have gone to bed?

 

Hey, I was just stating a fact, don't know where your mind is at....sheesh.

[stringer bell]

My call, unfortunately, is a walk-off bomb from I-BAN-YES.

[Beezer07]

Perk better be coming in bottom of the 11th...

[twinsnorth49]

Fiendi.........sh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[buckninetyone]

Wow, we're still playing! ....Screw it, time to turn on the TV.

 

tv? what's a tv? what's this scary contraption of which you talk?

[big dog]

My call, unfortunately, is a walk-off bomb from I-BAN-YES.

 

A masterful Reverse Jinx, in a crucial situation! Nicely done, sir.

[Guest USAFChief]

I was always pretty skeptical about Colabello. That sentiment grows with each passing day.

[big dog]

I was always pretty skeptical about Colabello. That sentiment grows with each passing day.

 

Agreed- Gardy's giving him a lot of chances to show that he's pretty far from ML-ready, I'm afraid. Hopefully something clicks soon.

[TwinVike61]

tv? what's a tv? what's this scary contraption of which you talk?

 

What a chance to bring this thread full-circle. RiverBrian started it with wondering why they call it a TV "set" if there is only one.

[buckninetyone]

Is this still a family-friendly site or should we assume all the kids have gone to bed?

 

i almost got banned for mentioning doug fister, so watch yourself.

[big dog]

Plouffe...man on base...go-ahead run...could it be?

 

Edit- Well, no, but jeez he hit the absolute snot out of that ball. Tough luck.

[snepp]

BABIP unkind.