Article: Local Contrarian Reveals ‘Twins Are Hitting Too Many Home Runs’ Take

[USAFChief]

“Daniel, who is 37, unmarried, and wears a fedora to chain restaurant bars, often regales trapped employees of a local IT consulting firm with his against-the-grain takes during their half-hour lunch break.”

 

This is my new favorite sentence.

BTW...you're 37, no?

[highlander]

LOL!!! I'm not sure what is funnier, the story or the comments.

 

Well played

[GP830]

Until you described the guy, I was picturing the old dude in the Perkins commercial who orders his pie first. 

[bird]

 

Until you described the guy, I was picturing the old dude in the Perkins commercial who orders his pie first. 

 

 

That guy's old?

 

Corny for sure.

Edited May 13, 2019 by birdwatcher

[ashbury]

Until you described the guy, I was picturing the old dude in the Perkins commercial who orders his pie first.

That guy's old?

Looks like Victor Hugo's adage needs to be updated to reflect current longevity charts: 60 is the youth of old age, while 40 is still the old age of youth.