Game Thread: Infield Roller Edition Yankees@Twins, 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CST),

[Rosterman]

Milone back on the 40-man. Is Arcia officially off, or do the Twins have to waive Dean?

 

There might be a system failure still happening!

 

[Platoon]

Some people think the most secure job is Supreme Court justice. Lifetime appointment. Some say it iis being the Twins manager. Others will argue that the Twin GM is even more secure than a lifetime appointment. Me? I am going with the guy who sews the names on the back of Twins uni's! Now there is a guy that will always have regular work!

[Platoon]

What'd I miss?

 

Other than the usual I mean.

Just the greatest comeback in history. In a stunning reversal, Suzuki hits a grand slam with two outs in the bottom of the ninth to tie the game. Jepsen pitches four innings of no hit ball into the bottom of the 14th. Mauer singles to RF. Plouffe and Dozier bunt him to third, and Park PH for Esco hits a mammoth HR that hits the top of Minnie and Paul! Arcia, still with the team due to a clerical error pours bubble gum all over Park while he is interviewed by Audra, who struggles trying to conduct the interview in his native language, (but since it's Audra, no one is really listening, just watching) . But the most stunning part of the GT is when some idiot misspelled 'Canadien' yet again!

[HitInAPinch]

 

What'd I miss?

 

Other than the usual I mean.

Oh, the usual I guess.

 

Twins prospects continue to prove their MiLB creds ≠ instant MLB success

Twins veterans continue to improve to their + / - MLB creds

Twins fans continue to believe in last years faux success was actually success

Twins management continues to try plugging roster whole with retreads, hoping for another Grossman

 

And Danny Santana pinch hits for Byron Buxton in the 8th.

 

Did I miss anything?  Other than, I really wish this weren't true.