Game Thread: Yankees@Twins 7/4 2:00PM

[ashbury]

I have been smoking a beef brisket and a pork shoulder since last night.

 

In answer to the question, "what have you been smoking"?

[glunn]

In answer to the question, "what have you been smoking"?

 

I keep throwing out straight lines. Finally one pays off. The fishing is slow today.

[ashbury]

Robertson needs to start tipping his pitches. It's awfully hard to hit the curveball when the batter thinks it's a fastball, apparently.

[glunn]

Zuke!!! Now Parm can tie/win this.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Now is the time to pinch run. Arg.

[ashbury]

straight lines

 

 

Carnac: What are not worth bothering to try as icebreakers at a gay bar?

[ashbury]

Nice gift to the Yankees on the outside corner. Game over.

[glunn]

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Carnac: What are not worth bothering to try as icebreakers at a gay bar?

 

And with that, the Twins go down on a called strike.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I thought Parker said Parms likes pitches down in the zone. Parker is rarely if ever wrong, so I'm confused...

[ashbury]

And with that, the Twins go down on a called strike.

 

I felt like I had jinxed Parms the last time or two I mentioned him, so this time I kept quiet on that front. No help.

[glunn]

I felt like I had jinxed Parms the last time or two I mentioned him, so this time I kept quiet on that front. No help.

 

I feel that the blame for this lies elsewhere.

[snepp]

Well, it could have been worse!

 

 

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