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  1. So, like, you realize you're talking to a bunch people who just watched a 10-30 team lose in ten, right?
  2. Ahh, I see I've come back just in time for Kevin "Smoke Break" Jepsen.
  3. Large colon girls help make this rockin world go round.
  4. An ellipse consists of exactly three periods (...). Anything more than three periods in successions is scofflaw, and I won't stand for it!
  5. Mr. Ryan, For the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you could help a desperate Australian boy manifest his dreams of playing major league baseball.
  6. Not my plan necessarily, but a way to go: If there's an internal sense of discomfort with our current crop of prospects, why not trade them? Pick your favorites and part with the rest. As an example, if you're getting rid of Buxton, you could probably get a hefty return and dump one of your Hugheslasco contracts. Just an idea, be nice.
  7. Torii was a critical link between the vets and the kids. I've never been in the Twins locker room, so I can't be sure of the culture therein. But what I do know is if the young guys and the old guys don't get along, you could wind up being the Minnesota Wild. And nobody wants that.
  8. I am not sure whether this is preposterous or not, so be nice, but... The Yanks could use a 3b, so given his sophomore struggles, is there any chance Luis Severino could be had for Plouffe +? I guess they probably don't want to sell low, so nevermind. *clicks Post* "NO!!"
  9. You guys, I'm over here bein' so friggin gung ho for byung ho, I could just plotz.
  10. Do you mean to tell me that you lived the movie Rockstar starring Timothy Spall shot-for-shot?
  11. He really should be selling tickets.
  12. BREAKING: Twins go outside the organization, hire new GM. GM George...George Glass.
  13. I've got the plan, guys. I'm going to do my best to suppress all memory of "Byron Buxton." Totally wipe him of my hard drive. Then, when he comes back, I'll just be all like, 1) schwing! or 2) dang, not another one of these guys.
  14. Few more of these babies, and your Minnesota Twins might be looking at some Octooooober baseball!
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