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  1. I've got the plan, guys. I'm going to do my best to suppress all memory of "Byron Buxton." Totally wipe him of my hard drive. Then, when he comes back, I'll just be all like, 1) schwing! or 2) dang, not another one of these guys.
  2. Few more of these babies, and your Minnesota Twins might be looking at some Octooooober baseball!
  3. So, first time through the order should look something like... Joe Mauer(L) 1B - Ball in Play, no out(s) Eduardo Nunez(R ) SS - Ball in play, out(s) Brian Dozier(R ) 2B - K Trevor Plouffe(R ) 3B - K Miguel Sano(R ) RF-Solo HR Byung-ho Park(R ) DH - Solo HR Oswaldo Arcia(L) LF - Solo HR Kurt Suzuki(R ) C - Ball in play, out(s) Danny Santana(S) CF - Strikeout The more things change, the more they stay the same.
  4. Well, hey, I mean, you're one of my greatest influences.
  5. Baseball players, all on their own, have made tattoos and mohawks passé and uncool.
  6. At what point do we have to accept Nunez's sample as not so small?
  7. I've got a feeling you'll "bait" yourself just fine.
  8. Come Fly with Me as a walk up for the Toddfather. Respect.
  9. ...we've definitely got a spot for him if he's still kickin.'
  10. Latos' delivery looks like Charles Barkley swinging a golf club.
  11. Dang, with Vanimal gone, my like to post ratio is going to take a nosedive. Maybe I should sit this one out.
  12. Hate to kill your vibe, but that bear just got released.
  13. If Buxton were swapped for Trout, my butt would have exploded because monkeys would have been flying out of it.
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