Pardon My Dinger
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There's got to be an island somewhere in the middle of the ocean where we can send the Mountain Dew advertising team and that damn Rihanna song to while away their days in total isolation. -
Dick has mentioned 'tickle' or 'tickling' more than a handful of times tonight. He must miss Bert or something.
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Ok, go ahead. I'm listening...
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You know, like, when you think about it, kinda everyone's a catcher, man.
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What. If. Mauer. Catches.?.
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That's, like, some kinda Wookie, then?
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Is that a Berenstein Bear?
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Attaboy, Blackjack! This guy's not afraid to trill that Spanish 'r.'
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I kinda like the long flat plain we have in our outfield that keeps guys from breaking their legs.
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Like I needed another reason to go to the Burnsville carbone's.
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Meant to say parkdang.
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Parkbang
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Ban bunting!
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The Revenant is just a story about a weird bearded guy getting mauled and struggling for no apparent reason. I suggest you just watch this version instead.
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Good for Berrios to get an extra night's rest, here.
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Got a good point there, Murf.
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Is that Bob Vila in the booth tonight? These exterior lumination takes are on point tonight!
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My gosh, is blackjack a cynical, grumpy old codger or what?
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Is Colby Rasmus some kind of Mennonite heavy metal bass player?
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Geez, more like Jerry Lame, right you guys?
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Right...company.
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That sounds a little like the job I have now.
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...since we already know his favorite vehicle to hit the post on.
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Of course.
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Going to the game tonight. I sit close to the field. Going to keep the theme of my 2016 game attendance going: heckling the opposing 3b coach.
