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  2. David HK
    Lotta K's, but a lotta pitches thru 4 for Archer. Duffey holds the Rays down, we may have a chance at this one.
  3. David HK
    G-g-gulp...
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    Dumplings

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    Dumplings

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    Wow, it is indeed an auspicious day, for many reasons. I salute all dogs, women, and Namibian Heroes. I do appreciate Beat The Rays Day, too. I only caught snippets of the game action yesterday, but it seemed every time I did, those hack announcers were saying something completely inane. It carried over to the post game crew, too- I mean, all these boys were really, really butt-hurt by losing to the likes of the Twins yesterday. Incredulous. Dumbfounded- (esp. the 'dumb' part). They all seemed to have this attitude that they were God' gift to baseball, and how could this happen?!? My favorite- aside from hearing about "Michael" Sano, and "Teddy" Rosario, I think was Brian Anderson's utter disbelief--"if you woulda told me that Rosario would hit a triple offa Romero, and a home run offa Cedeno, I woulda said 'yer crazy!'" Ummm... Don't they even look up the old-timey-kind-of stats? I once heard a young woman comic muse that a lot of older men suffer from IHS- or 'Imagined Hotness Syndrome.' Seems like the Rays crew has a big dose of that. I hope we sweep 'em, with extreme prejudice. Imagined Hotness Syndrome- beware of it...
  6. David HK
    Oh, gosh. Where's the "puke" button?
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    Oscar1

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    Oscar1

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    combcombcomb

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    Oscar Gamble

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  10. David HK
    Sh-h-h-h-h-h-h.... they'll hear you.
  11. David HK
    Wow, do these Rays' announcers SSSSSSUCK! No time to elaborate, but no need, probably.
  12. David HK
    Argh- I keep checking in to this slow-motion slasher film.... So now it's May's turn to suck, and Dunse is up.... Where's the Pepto?
  13. David HK
    I seriously gotta work, but... Mr. Rays announcer just did the curse-thing, talking about how Cedeno had had such a successful scoreless streak, on the very pitch----- boom.
  14. David HK
    Glad to see Poof's belly didn't prevent him from getting next to the rail for that catch.
  15. David HK
    OK, back to work. But I'm calling the winning team with 12 runs today. And I have no idea which team it will be.
  16. David HK
    Where's the "love" button?
  17. David HK
    Like all Twinks fans, I loathe losing to the likes of the Yanks. But I equally hate losing to this team, non-major-league city, stupid nickname that was changed because, well, we can't speak of 'the Devil', ridiculous, horrible, worse-than-the-Metrodome stadium with the fake grass not a color found in nature, should have been contracted or at least the top of the list instead of the Twinkies back in the day, hack announcer named Dwayne-havin'.... should I continue? If I do, I'm gonna have to start including my relaticks that live there...
  18. David HK
    Thanks, Ervin. Nothing like going off the salt mines in an already bad mood. Probaby burn out my helmet light today too.
  19. David HK
    Effin' Santana.
  20. David HK
    Boy, did we ever need that blooper. Thanks, Toriii.
  21. David HK
    Just tuned in for a moment before work-- What's with this Rays' jagoff announcer? "Michael Sano.... Teddy Rosario...." reminds me of the days when Bobby Clemente played.
  22. David HK
    Tough one- Really close, CA had all the momentum, then got a yellow card, and Usa piled it on. Ah, well. I'm going back to sleep now- enjoy the Twins win today! Go get 'em Gibson!
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    UsaCA Rgby

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    UsaCA Rgby

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    Yippee! USA 41- Canadia 23. Job 1 done for the day. (Sorry, TNorth) Now go Twinkies!
  25. David HK
    I like Cotts. Achter going down, no doubt, but (and I say this with a somewhat heavy heart) if I'm GM, Dunse hits the waiver wire.
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