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  1. Vanimal46
    I'm sorry Brian.... We didn't mean to try and trade you for spare parts... You're the only 2B we dream of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o
  2. Vanimal46
    Was that accidental, or were you trying to quote TLC?
  3. Vanimal46
    I'm glad he was able to sign a contract... Thought it may be a lonely winter for him until early March. Good luck to him.
  4. Vanimal46
    Bat Flip Joe? Knockout..... something? Just doing my best to come up with a new name.
  5. Vanimal46
    Sounds like a lot want to pack up and forget about this possibility. Nothing's over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now.... Cause when the goin gets tough...... The tough gets goin! Now who's with me?!
  6. Vanimal46
    Duh! Grossman drew a walk since he has the eye of Sherlock Holmes at the plate, and D Santana hit a bunt single.
  7. Vanimal46
    I think the single most disappointing thing about Park is he was a former bat flipper in the KBO... BRING BACK THE BAT FLIP.
  8. Vanimal46
    I WANT BAT FLIPS. http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/bat_flip.gif
  9. Vanimal46
    Here's today's question: Euphoria Forever: Imagine the following three sensations: 1. Chewing and swallowing the first mouthful of your favorite food after starving yourself for 48 straight hours. The food is prepared exactly to your liking. 2. Lying down on an especially cozy bed after 12 hours of nonstop physical labor on a cold day. 3. The first moment of urinary release after having held a completely full bladder for more than 90 minutes. For the rest of your life, you will feel one of these three ways, all the time. This is how you will always feel, 24 hours a day (you won't be doing the specific activity, but you'll always be experiencing the act's accompanying euphoria). Which euphoric feeling are you going to select?
  10. Vanimal46
    Also, I just completely made up the last post.
  11. Vanimal46
    Hypotheticals are like "What if the moon was made out of cheese?" HYPERtheticals are so in depth and insane, that you may go insane thinking about the answer.
  12. Vanimal46
    Ryan Mills = Derrick Williams. Supposed to be the "safe" pick at their respective draft slot, and both were utter disappointments.
  13. Vanimal46
    That's what I'm saying. It'd be like an office fight over the thermostat temp times 1,000,000. Some people may start wars to control the World's thermostat
  14. Vanimal46
    Oh come on, one day I'll run out of material and will need suggestions!
  15. Vanimal46
    Good question. I assumed it would be the same temp throughout the world, but that wouldn't make sense for Antarctica to be 75 and sunny. So we'll assume it's the ideal temp for whatever climate you live in.
  16. Vanimal46
    This question also makes me think what is the perfect temp for the world? It may cause World War 3 just to be the people who controls the World's thermostat those days...
  17. Vanimal46
    Here's today's question: Worldwide Perfection: Scientists build a massive space station that allows mankind to control the worldwide weather. As a result, there are no more weather emergencies. There are no more droughts or floods or tornadoes, and global warming has been eliminated. However, there is an immediate demand for "perfect" days. Because the weather can be controlled, many people want the weather to be nicer and more predictable. A large segment of the populace wants there to be two specified dates -- April 22 and October 22 -- where every place on Earth would simultaneously experience ideal weather conditions for 24 hours. These two days would become worldwide holidays (ideal for weddings, reunions, outdoor sporting events, and any tourism or traveling that demands meteorological perfection). Every community on Earth would have perfect weather on these two designated days. However, the environmental community claims that this might be risky. There is no precedent for "worldwide perfection," and environmental leaders fear that this could create problems we cannot foresee. "It can't be nice everywhere," says universal weather czar Al Gore. "At any given moment, at least one-third of the planet needs to be dealing with semi-crappy weather." However, no one can specifically prove why this alleged perfection would be dangerous (because it's never happened before). Where would you stand on this issue? Would you want the perfect (yet potentially harmful) weather days?
  18. Vanimal46
    Good stuff so far, guys... My song for feeling happy: TV On the Radio - "Happy Idiot" Feeling Sad: Simon and Garfunkel - "The Sound of Silence" which can also help using comedy during sad situations to make me feel happy again! Frustration/Anger: Radiohead - "Creep" When I want to drive fast in the car: Cake - "The Distance" Inspiration: Ten Years After - "I'd Love to Change the World" Reminiscing on old times: Eddie Money - "I Wanna Go Back" Promiscuous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
  19. Vanimal46
    3 potential match ups would be horrible... I'd rank them from most insufferable to tolerable: Pats v Cowboys - living in Texas, and Cowboys fans are out in full force worshiping Elliot and Prescott. Pats v Packers - no team complains more and gets more penalties called their way than the Green Bay Packers. Pats v Seahawks - Just a boring match up... Don't want to see it for a 3rd time.
  20. Vanimal46
    I'm not sure what's worse: Pats-Cowboys, or Pats-Seahawks (AGAIN) for a Super Bowl match up.
  21. Vanimal46
    Don't expect this to happen, but I would be very surprised if both Perkins and Hughes came back 100% healthy this spring. I think 1 or 2 bullpen arms surprises enough in spring training to earn an opening day spot, if not move up on the call-up list. Rooting for the sidearm tosser Hildenberger and Melotakis.
  22. Vanimal46
    Couldn't agree more with this. I'm sure the new regime has done things behind the scenes to improve the organization a bit. They haven't done much of anything with the things us fans are concerned about: roster construction, managerial staff, etc. I'm also vastly disappointed that we can only discuss 1 major league signing so far.
  23. Vanimal46
    I agree with DocBauer, and believe they still need a backup SS, 4th OF, and a back end bullpen arm or 2. Feliz and Greg Holland are high on my priority list to sign. Erick Aybar isn't an exciting move, but could serve the role as backup SS. If not, trade for Zack Cosart. Remove D Santana from the 40 man to make this move. Escobar reverts to a utility role. A 1 year rental 4th OF would serve the team well as Palka/Granite get every day ABs in AAA. Just to throw out a name, Angel Pagan. Remove Grossman from the 40 man to make this move.
  24. Vanimal46
    The only thing underdog fans like me have to hold onto is the Chiefs somehow becoming AFC Champions. Every single QB besides Brady and Smith are injured in that conference.
  25. Vanimal46
    I'm already bored of the playoffs. 4 blowout wins for home teams last weekend, ick.
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