ANNND Welcome Back! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line on a Sunday. How FUN was that game yesterday?! Erv listened to his favorite band Cake and Went the Distance against those poor White Sox. If you missed it, here's the highlights to catch up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAKsOScyITw Today we have the final game of this series, WINNER take all, as they say. Before we get into more fun and debauchery, let's talk weather and lineups. It's going to be a beautiful Easter Sunday! Sunny and 65 degrees at first pitch. Pretty breezy! 15 MPH out of the West. Maybe a Sano blast is in our future! Minnesota Twins (7-4): P- Hector Santiago (L) - REVENGE game against his former team! Chicago White Sox (5-5): P- James Shields ® - Having a bounce back season after struggling last year. As you know, yesterday the Twins won the division title in the wrestling ring... Today we're going to get back to our ROOTS! Here's your HAWT taeks of the day to think about: Erv BEST Pitcher in baseball?: In case if you've been sleeping under a rock, he's been pitching very well so far. 22 IP, 0.41 ERA, only given up 5 hits total! Sure, you may be saying, "But Van, Thor is really good too!" To that I say pfft, dude can't even get his fingernails figured out yet. AND his ERA is DOUBLE to what Erv has. If the Mets called, I'd say NO DEAL and hang up aggressively. Miguel Sano: It's no secret your host has a man crush on him... He hits the ball so F'ing hard, and learned how to take more pitches this year! What's been the biggest change with him? Could it be as simple as his new hairstyle? We seem to think so! The new dreads makes him look even more ATHLETIC, and gives him confidence to crush home runs. Until this trend changes, everyone in the lineup needs to grow dreads! Future trade: A couple of years ago, we debated on this site whether it was smart to trade for Troy Tulowitzki... Maybe we were going after the WRONG Tulowitzki. Check out this video of his kid, 3 year old Taz, at the plate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6tVmqcj4uc Pretty sweet swing there! I'm on record that the Twins made a HUGE mistake not trading for Tulo so they could have the rights to him, AND his kid. Let's make up for this mistake by trading Michael Tonkin for the kid straight up. Lawn Games: Spring is finally here! What better way to avoid talking about politics/ with your crazy uncle, or listening to your aunt's exciting water aerobics classes than by playing lawn games?! Best lawn games, ranked: - Cornhole (AKA Bean bag toss) - Washers - Bocce Ball - Backyard baseball - Horseshoes - getting punctured by a metal lawn dart - Croquet Easter Sunday Menu: Sounds like I'll be eating smoked Pork shoulder, with cheesy potatoes, Mac and cheese, assorted fruits, veggies, and dessert! What's on your menu today? Have a great Easter Sunday, and WIN Twins!!