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  1. You know what's on the menu tonight! http://www.netanimations.net/FUNKYCHICKEN-z.gif
  2. Take over for me, Chief.... I'm... In the bag. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4815799/major-league-2-bob-uecker-o.gif
  3. It's getting to be pool season, Chief.... You ever get people knocking on your door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool? That happened to me yesterday. I gave him a glass of water and shut the door.
  4. A good dad joke isn't the worst way to break the ice!
  5. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2, and deer nuts are under a buck....
  6. Found the video on Twitter.... Let's see if this works. Ugh. Can't figure out how to post videos from Twitter. "https://twitter.com/NickBrownHD/status/852604147845156865" Holy bleep it worked!
  7. Has his last HR landed yet?
  8. Can't wait to view the video and post it in the Sano Appreciation thread!!
  9. http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/8a/8afae6f8432097c30506c4fd56766aa2b81144ea_full.jpg
  10. Is this normal? I just went out to my car, and a police officer left a note on my windshield informing me that my car is positioned correctly.... It said "Parking Fine" so it's nice to get the compliment!
  11. This would be us running on a track these days, snydes.... http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/08/MNX2o.gif
  12. Day late and a dollar short on this joke.... So last night I went to a karaoke bar, and I got kicked out after singing "Danger Zone" 6 times in a row. Why was I kicked out, you ask? They said I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.....
  13. As some of you know, I've been on the hunt for a new dog recently.... Well, I bought a new dog from the local blacksmith yesterday! As soon as I got her home, she made a bolt for the door.....
  14. Wait... You're admitting to being a Blackhawks fan?! http://thedcgazette.com//wp-content/uploads/2015/08/scared.gif
  15. Haha! He said "Darn it snydes, I just have no control over my pupils!" http://www.dcl16.nl/dvd/screenshot/mrdeeds2.jpg
  16. What did the teacher with googly eyes say?
  17. Damnit you guys.... I burnt my Hawaiian pizza over the lunch hour. The oven needed to be on Aloha temperature.....
  18. A ham sandwich walks into a bar after a long day out in the sun.... He tells the bartender, "Give me a shot of your top shelf vodka, stat." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
  19. Internal monologue of your dog when you hide the stick... http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1001375/1780549-shakehead.gif
  20. Happy belated birthday, Always!
  21. HAWT taek: The OF replacement is a person who's currently not in the organization... Think of a David Murphy type that doesn't decide to retire the day before getting a call-up.
  22. I love this analogy... As an average golfer, it's incredibly difficult to progress forward when you're continuously changing your grip, how far you take your backswing, where you line up the ball, etc...
  23. Hi, Everybody! I'm your Cranial-Anus Removal specialist, Dr. Nick! http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/files/2013/01/dr.-nick.jpg
  24. Just 37 of Stewart's 75 pitches were strikes.... Yikes. Is he trying something different mechanically and just working out the kinks? Overall I'm just curious how the new regime will develop him in order to get more K's and reach his potential....
  25. He has that already, no? Haven't been able to check out his outings on TV this season, but I recall last year he had a hard(er?) ~78 MPH curve, and a slower ~70 MPH curve.
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