Platoon, always good to hear from you. 3 time caller? That's God dang impressive and puts you on pace with the regulars like Bark, Mike, North, and Jaime!Dude!. Torii seems to be the topic o' the day on TD. To answer your question, not only is he the greatest Twin ever, I'd venture to say he's the greatest baseball player currently BREATHING. Let's break down the ways that this is true: BA - #1 in MLB for ALL players age 40 and older. HR - Also #1 in MLB for ALL players age 40 and older. Baserunning - ELITE. I would wager any dollar amount on him against any MLB player in a 4 yard race with a 1.5 second head start. Most importantly, Leadership: SO ELITE, it's impossible to quantify it's true value. Teammates merely in his presence acquire unstoppable baseball skills; and play at absurd levels above their capabilities. In fact Platoon, I heard through the grapevine that the powers were bestowed on players IF, and only if, Torii were to chest bump them while in mid-air! Once Torii left a team, they continued the chest bump tradition. But the players regressed to their normal selves, and the team started losing more games. Why is that?? Magic?