Cap'n Piranha
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Everything posted by Cap'n Piranha
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Human Resources gets mad when I do that.
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I wanted to make it to 1,000 posts today, but my boss needed to stay in her office for the whole game for that to happen. Alas.
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Danny Gladden: "He (new outfield coach Pickler) has been working with these outfielders since Day 1". That's his GD job, he better be!
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I just watched the video of Sano's HR, and Dick said the ball might still have been rising when it hit the second deck. Someone should get his depth perception checked. Also, Bert said, and I quote, "25 homers last year when this guy connects". Talk about your three true outcomes.
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Oh, so you think Spanish words look different?!?
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Danny Gladden: "in spring training, we saw Kepler bat from anywhere between 3rd to 2nd to 5th". I think Danny might be switching to the Spanish Version himself.
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Solid walk-up music choice by Kepler.
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Fall behind more often please. I move you only be allowed to read posts once every 15 minutes.
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Hit a Boca-TON!
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Dan Gladden: "Sano being challenged with pop-ups". Because that's what you want to hear about your starting third baseman.
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But now we have to score 2!
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Is that a Chik-fil-a ad for the dead?
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So much for being on pace for that ERA record.
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Is he capable of any other kind?
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According to Meatsauce, Park is the best player on the team.
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Ok good, no shortcuts allowed here.
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Technically, you typed it, unless you have to talk out loud when typing for some reason.
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And I'm getting a break in the action in the middle of the at bat.
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Wait, did the game start?
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Try actually being on that day, like yours truly. Although on the bright side, I always know how many days until my next celebrity-obscured space travel commemoration day.
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Am I crazy, or is Travis Sawchik a great name for a magician? It advertises your signature trick for you.
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I assume EV means Exit Velocity, but that seems very high, even for Bocaton.
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Castro has the highest batting average as a Twin of anyone to ever play catcher for the Twins, and it's not even close.
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With authority.
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Dazzle just said it's tough for Sano to go deep in counts. He realizes he walks more than just about anyone else on the roster, right?
