Cap'n Piranha
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Everything posted by Cap'n Piranha
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I mean, it's possible, but I feel a guy providing a walk-off winner essentially every other day would have been big enough news for me to be aware of it.
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Also, people seem to get upset and call me names when I hold women in confined spaces against their will. Stupid PC culture.
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Cory Provus: "Brandon Moss, a big year with the Cardinals, 28 homers and 68 RBI" Not only does Cory insist on using stupid metrics to gauge performance, he doesn't even use them right! 68 RBI does not a big year make.
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Human Resources gets mad when I do that.
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I wanted to make it to 1,000 posts today, but my boss needed to stay in her office for the whole game for that to happen. Alas.
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Danny Gladden: "He (new outfield coach Pickler) has been working with these outfielders since Day 1". That's his GD job, he better be!
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I just watched the video of Sano's HR, and Dick said the ball might still have been rising when it hit the second deck. Someone should get his depth perception checked. Also, Bert said, and I quote, "25 homers last year when this guy connects". Talk about your three true outcomes.
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Oh, so you think Spanish words look different?!?
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Danny Gladden: "in spring training, we saw Kepler bat from anywhere between 3rd to 2nd to 5th". I think Danny might be switching to the Spanish Version himself.
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Solid walk-up music choice by Kepler.
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Fall behind more often please. I move you only be allowed to read posts once every 15 minutes.
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Hit a Boca-TON!
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Dan Gladden: "Sano being challenged with pop-ups". Because that's what you want to hear about your starting third baseman.
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But now we have to score 2!
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Is that a Chik-fil-a ad for the dead?
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So much for being on pace for that ERA record.
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Is he capable of any other kind?
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According to Meatsauce, Park is the best player on the team.
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Ok good, no shortcuts allowed here.
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Technically, you typed it, unless you have to talk out loud when typing for some reason.
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And I'm getting a break in the action in the middle of the at bat.
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Wait, did the game start?
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Try actually being on that day, like yours truly. Although on the bright side, I always know how many days until my next celebrity-obscured space travel commemoration day.
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Am I crazy, or is Travis Sawchik a great name for a magician? It advertises your signature trick for you.
