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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    That's 2 bunts for base hits to third already today--any chance Dozier isn't the clubhouse leader we've been led to believe? Also, surprise surprise, Danny thinks Dozier's comments were absolutely correct.
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    Is this a typo, or did you mean to spell it like that? If you meant to do that, I think you've spent too much time with Pokemon.
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    Exactly. It's like a basketball team getting upset that when they double the post, the offense takes an open 3. Or a football team fuming when the offense passes the ball every time they put 8 in the box. I don't mind some of baseball's unwritten rules, but the Infallible Guide to the Appropriateness of Bunting drives me insane.
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    That quote by Dozier was one of the dumbest things I've ever read. I want every team to bunt against the Twins when they shift now.
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    I mean, you have 8 guys in the pen, a day off tomorrow, and a day off Friday. I don't think the pen needs to be saved. Barring us getting back into the game however, Kinley needs to pitch today.
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Completely inaccurate. Lynn has recorded 3 outs--recording none would obviously have been worse.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    Sorry to break it to everyone, but the Twins are winless this year when not scoring first.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    Agreed.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    So you're saying they should have brought in Buxton?
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    Well how about that.
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  12. Cap'n Piranha
    It is only spring, until June 20.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    Speak for yourself.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    Metaphorically of course, as I am, in fact, typing.
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    I didn't hire Chief to work my shift key, so on this forum I always speak for myself.
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    Not to split hairs or anything, but every hitter on the Twins roster is, by definition, a professional hitter. Just kidding, I ABSOLUTELY meant to split hairs.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    Simple math tells us only 25% as good as Duke though.
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    http://is3.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music62/v4/43/d6/f5/43d6f5fb-546e-00f4-77c8-33e034731235/source/1200x630bb.jpg
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    Clearly.
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    Update--according to a quick google switch, not only does Robbie not currently have a girlfriend/fiance/wife, there is no record of a past relationship. I therefore declare my intention to change Robbie's name from SpongeRob GrossPants to Lone Wolf Grossman, or LWG for short.
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    My guess is if you kiss his wife, your interaction with his hand will not involve shaking.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    So am I correct in believing that LaMarre cannot play in the field unless we want to surrender the DH spot? If so, pinch running for a DH when you're not confident in your center fielder's offense is an issue.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    You called it!
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    Crap, the bases are loaded. As a Twins fan, I'm well aware that means 0 runs for us.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    As did Cory Provus. Conspiracy?
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