Well, maybe I should cough up my faux pho recipe. Nothing too complicated. Package of Ramen, doesn't matter what kind. Break the noodles inside the package, so you don't have to cut them with a spoon later. Locate a Jethro Bowl. That's the size used by Jethro Clampett in Beverly Hillbillies. Into that bowl/bucket throw a couple handfuls of mixed frozen veggies, the smashed noodles, the spice packet and enough water to get about an inch from the top. At this point you can spice to taste, but what I add is a couple squirts of oyster sauce, sriracha, and soy sauce (Kimlan, baby). Then a few shakes of Chinese five spice, some chopped onions, and a little granulated garlic. Last part is the meat, which for me is either frozen chicken or that fake crab stuff. Nuke the whole mess for about 7 minutes, however long it takes to boil. This will make four servings, or one big serving that will add about 5 pounds to your disgusting, unforgivable gut.