Jump to content
Twins Daily
  • Create Account

Platoon

Verified Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    5,830

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    6

 Content Type 

Profiles

News

Minnesota Twins Videos

2026 Minnesota Twins Top Prospects Ranking

2022 Minnesota Twins Draft Picks

Minnesota Twins Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits

Guides & Resources

2023 Minnesota Twins Draft Picks

The Minnesota Twins Players Project

2024 Minnesota Twins Draft Picks

2025 Minnesota Twins Draft Pick Tracker

2026 Minnesota Twins Draft Pick Tracker

Forums

Blogs

Events

Store

Downloads

Gallery

Everything posted by Platoon

  1. Platoon
    . Third base? Reese Witherspoon?
  2. Platoon
    . Spot me 6 and I might take that bet!
  3. Platoon
    . When I first read this I thought it said SAW Reese Witherspoon? Then I started thinking of that turkey again. Which made me think of a new question. Why did Reese Witherspoon cross the road?
  4. Platoon
    Well that went as expected!
  5. Platoon
    . We knew the pitching was going to be a problem, and the fielding. But one thing EVERYONE agreed on: our vaunted offense (7th overall in runs scored) was not going to be a problem! At least our team is consistent. Pitching, defense, and offense. So consistent!
  6. Platoon
    . Hmm, that's the same thing I told my wife when my porn watching picked up a computer virus! She didn't believe me either!
  7. Platoon
    . What happens if they don't have enough bad guys to match all our good guys?
  8. Platoon
    . That's nothing, when Brian heads east on his trip, he has to stop and buy a watch on the way out, and on the way back. Someone told him to just get an analog watch, but he said he likes the old style watches with hands better!
  9. Platoon
    What was the second pitch? Since they replaced my baseball game with some guys skating around hitting each other sticks I will need more info. . If I wanted to watch grown men fight I would watch KC/Chicago!
  10. Platoon
    . Because it's my understanding that Kansas has very strict immigration policies!
  11. Platoon
    From what I understand, Brian's NW Mn turkey had gotten a nod from the chicken in the road ditch! So he decided to try and sneak across the road, because he figured Brian would not see him in time! Just as he got to the centerline, Brian looked up from his IPhone and sped up his 2003 Hyundai, and nailed the Turkey just before he reached the far shoulder. While the argument rages whether Brian should have sped up the Hyundai, the fact remains the Turkey should have been happy where he was!
  12. Platoon
    .......and......Indoor Plumbing!
  13. Platoon
    . While they don't make a great impression on the road they will in the grill of your vehicle! If you really want to see turkeys fight, couldn't you just go to a KC/Chicago game? Hell, you might even get a Hawk involved also!
  14. Platoon
    If Brian falls asleep after all that coffee, and does not wake up, drooling will not be his only problem!
  15. Platoon
    . Only casual fans. It's like calling a 35' turn around jumper a great shot if it goes in, and a bad one if it doesn't! A bad shot is a bad shot!
  16. Platoon
    I know Redmond would be gone before they hire someone, but it would be strange for Gardy to replace him. As for the Angels, that would be a culture shock for him. I would think a lot more criticism. His blood pressure might preclude that?
  17. Platoon
    The situation: right handed veteran pitcher, left handed hitter, two outs, bases loaded, 39 yr old runner, very good catcher. The assumption: that the 39 yr old can run 75 feet before the veteran pitcher, who is looking right at him, can throw a baseball 60 feet. The result: As expected! Substitute a left handed pitcher, and a right handed batter, and I might even consider it. This was stupid, and pure Torri, making it all about Torii!
  18. Platoon
    If he starts throwing a lot of high velocity splitters, his arm is a disaster waiting to happen.maybe the Twins, in this situation, should let that be some other teams problem?
  19. Platoon
    I am not sure what inning the bunt was, but that would have violated one of those unwritten rules, everyone writes about. After a certain time you don't bunt your way out of a no hitter. I am likely in the minority here, but I think those rules are ok, as long as you follow ALL of them, including the one about not hitting anyone above the waist.
  20. Platoon
    I would trade Hunter last week, but if I remember correctly he has a no trade contract. While we always wonder why the Twins wanted him, the other question is why did he sign here, to this forsaken operation? Guaranteed playing time? RF guaranteed? WARM FUZZY FEELINGS FOR THE FANS. I just don't think money was the determining factor.
  21. Platoon
    . Now you ruined it! It was unwritten for all these years, and now you went and writ it!
  22. Platoon
  23. Platoon
    . I think it was last year?
  24. Platoon
    . Things must be different in ND? Here it is not only priceless, it's also a felony!
  25. Platoon
    Please tell me that is NOT Brian and Chi Town in that opening pic!! .
×
×
  • Create New...