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  1. USAFChief
    At the TWINGO Parlor. Duh
  2. USAFChief
    Who had "Topa goes through the top of the Yankee lineup like a hot knife through butter" on their TWINGO card?
  3. USAFChief
    That Judge bobblehead looks nothing like him. I mean, make an effort, FFS
  4. USAFChief
    Ball four not taken
  5. USAFChief
    So Mrs Chief brought home this parrot. Don't even know where she got it, but the thing never shuts up. Just constant blabbing, and what's worse, he swears. "F that" and "Polly wants a ******* cracker" all day long. Well, I got tired of it. I warned the darn bird if he didn't knock it off, I'd lock him in the freezer. "F you old man" he screams. So...I took him out of his cage, marched over to the chest freezer, put him in, and closed tbe top. Well, I could still hear him yelling at me. The most foul language imaginable. Names I hadn't heard in a quarter century in the military. Until...after about a minute he suddenly went silent. Not a sound. No sound of movement. I got worried so I opened up the freezer, and there stood the parrot...basically at attention. "I'm very sorry for my language sir," he said. "I promise I'll never do anything like that again. ... But...if you would be so kind...what did the chicken do?"
  6. USAFChief
    Eh, dunno. Them bottom half innings can take a while
  7. USAFChief
    And have you Cory? Known them your entire life?
  8. USAFChief
    My money is on Ryan is done for the day.
  9. USAFChief
    I think maybe Ryan is just channeling all Twins fans today when we.heard.
  10. USAFChief
    I just dont see that happening. Hope I'm wrong
  11. USAFChief
    Yup
  12. USAFChief
    Could have done worse than Keaschall
  13. USAFChief
    Yes
  14. USAFChief
    The 12 inning hitless streak is OVAH!!
  15. USAFChief
    And those cheatin' bastsrds move it out during the top half of every inning. Edit: ninja'd by Patzky. Holy **** I'm getting old.
  16. USAFChief
    The Bellenger shot broke Do Hyung's stream of consciousness and gave Morneau just the opening he was waiting to pounce on.
  17. USAFChief
    "...going thru the Twins lineup like Schittler thru a goose" is the phrase that comes to my mind.
  18. USAFChief
    I still have a tiny bit of hope the whole thing is a bad dream.
  19. USAFChief
    Id have gone with "eye black at night" but that works too.
  20. USAFChief
    Tonight?
  21. USAFChief
    Who? .... Hahahahahaba
  22. USAFChief
    It's been a few weeks and what he truly is has become obvious.
  23. USAFChief
    I wonder if Riverbrian is having fun in the Bronx. If he got there 5 minutes late yesterday he's still waiting to see his first Twins hit.
  24. USAFChief
    Sounds like Credence Clearwater Revival circa 1969-71
  25. USAFChief
    Nope. Still works.
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