Is this godawful piece of writing intended to be sarcasm? Bad sarcasm, but sarcasm? I cant tell.
"he’s become a flawless stolen base machine,"
"the chatter class and commenters will scream"
"Seeing Buxton in Georgia, every light and camera on him, doing a skill that it wasn’t even clear he would ever do in his career. That's what baseball is all about"
"No Twin has even participated in the Derby since Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau"
Forget how terrible the idea of putting Buxton in the HR Derby is, in and of itself.
This artice is possibly the worst piece of writing in the history of TD. Condescending, not funny, and in case its intended to be real...flat wrong in many details.