A young Catholic couple was tragically killed in a car accident on the way to their wedding. While waiting at the pearly gates, they decided to ask St Peter if they could still get married in heaven. "If you give me a couple months," St Peter said, "I think I can make that happen!" As they were passing through, the husband, in perhaps a major mess up, blurted out "And could we also get divorced, if need be?" St Peter glared at him. "NO! Look, my son. You're new here, I'll cut you some slack. But this is heaven. If you give me a couple months, I can probably scare up a priest somewhere, but I ain't even bothering to look for a lawyer."