So I had my annual physical this week, followed by the inevitable Q and A with the doctor. "How would you describe your health, Chief?" "Well, not too bad. I'm older, but I still get around." "Your heart?" "Still tickin'. Heartrate is pretty good, 'cept when Mauer takes too many pitches." "Ha. And your sex life? How would you describe that?" "Infrequently." long pause "Is that one word or two?"