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I like how we get to play our likely post season adversaries during the end of the regular season. And the fact the Yankees swept us leaves us like a rake in the grass... (um, i hope the hard pronged kind used for dirt and the like, rather than the kind for fall leaves) That said, i also hope we take care of business and whipe 'em out... -
Perhaps? And there was much rejoicing...
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A lead! It has been a while... Keep the foot on the gas! Win one fo' da RiverBrian!
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If belated is okay, i can't really take credit for the Twins winning one of their remaining games. Somehow it wouldn't feel right without a card though. And considering all the exciting intros you write, it would be small reward if it were tame and bland...
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Which one am i responsible for? The win or the loss? (Man, that's a tall order... I was just hoping to provide something creative, like a joke or a poem...)
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What would you like for yer birthday, RB?
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Did we win yet? Still have to catch up on some rumored Mauer slam...
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Buxton... As expected.
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Then let's pop this clutch, and get the offense started...
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Every player is meaningful from here on out... (and alas, i am not Molitor)
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Rosario with the wheels!
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G' job Berrios! We got yer back!
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Did someone tell them our Achilles' heal?
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I think this is the scratch we need...
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When the Padres tied it, i thought better of pointing out it was an 8th inning homer.
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I wonder what would happen if i went to a Rockies game dressed as Bullwinkle.
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Oh, sorry. I am giving Mtn Dew Code Red a second chance. Along with hot pockets.
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Tummy ache? (Congrats on 2.5k posts)
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Well, forgive me for not being born in time!
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Just got in. What i miss?
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Sorry. I wasn't playing fair, was i?
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I'd consider staying a night at a motel in Mauer's Garden. (Fine use of apostrophe, in my book)
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You'd get to sign your own ball paraphernalia... To RiverBrian. Thanks for all the encouragement! I'll dedicate my next golden sombrero to you! -RiverBrian PS... The "hey batta swing batta-batta" gets old after a while... you might try doing it in waltz tempo, just to keep it new and interesting" Or perhaps listen to Stravinsky sometime.
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You mean i got it right? Oh right, i looked it up. I knew that.
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Does that make Colon Niekro? (my spelling is so bad i had to look up whether Joe's last name was spelled with an i or an e...)
