I've never done a game thread before and I'm only starting this one because no one else has. Apologies for overstepping my bounds. I can only assume that we are all suffering from a trade deadline hangover which brings me to the topic of this thread - the hangover. From the Mayo Clinic website - Various factors may contribute to a hangover. For example: - Alcohol causes your body to produce more urine. In turn, urinating more than usual can lead to dehydration — often indicated by thirst, dizziness and lightheadedness. - Alcohol triggers an inflammatory response from your immune system. Your immune system may trigger certain agents that commonly produce physical symptoms, such as an inability to concentrate, memory problems, decreased appetite and loss of interest in usual activities. - Alcohol irritates the lining of your stomach. Alcohol increases the production of stomach acid and delays stomach emptying. Any of these factors can cause abdominal pain, nausea or vomiting. - Alcohol can cause your blood sugar to fall. If your blood sugar dips too low, you may experience fatigue, weakness, shakiness, mood disturbances and even seizures. - Alcohol causes your blood vessels to expand, which can lead to headaches. - Alcohol can make you sleepy, but your quality of sleep will decrease. This may leave you groggy and tired. - Alcoholic beverages contain ingredients called congeners, which give many types of alcoholic beverages their flavor and can contribute to hangovers. Congeners are found in larger amounts in dark liquors, such as brandy and whiskey, than in clear liquors, such as vodka and gin. Notice that the common factor in all of these symptoms is alcohol. Nowhere on the Mayo site is the baseball trade deadline even mentioned. Unbelievable! Hangovers for me these days last for days...let me rephrase that - hangovers for me these days last four days. The older I get, the longer it takes to bounce back. As far as today goes, I didn't imbibe too much in the trade deadline banter. Therefore, I can only assume that I have bounced back sooner than the rest of you. One last hangover reference...the movie. I was going to insert an image of the movie here, but, on second thought, all I need is to say is: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!...to the Minnesota Twins wolfpack! Starting lineups: Twins 1. Brian Dozier ® 2B 2. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 3. Max Kepler (L) RF 4. Miguel Sano ® DH 5. Kurt Suzuki ® C 6. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS 7. Eddie Rosario (L) CF 8. Jorge Polanco (S) 3B 9. Danny Santana (S) LF sp - Kyle Gibson Indians 1. Carlos Santana (S) DH 2. Jason Kipnis (L) 2B 3. Francisco Lindor (S) SS 4. Mike Napoli ® 1B 5. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 6. Lonnie Chisenhall (L) RF 7. Tyler Naquin (L) CF 8. Abraham Almonte (S) LF 9. Roberto Perez ® C sp - Carlos Carrasco