C-Gangster

Yo @Richie the Rally Goat Found this really cool twins highlight from the 90's i think you'd appreciate! Let me know what you think! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Hello! I hope everyone enjoyed the game thread today! Tried a new style today I will tweak around with it but remember this is the community's game thread so please comment or tag me or PM me even with any tweaks/adjustments you may want! Thanks, C-Gangster

It's a little disorganized because i was in a rush but i will work with you guys to make it better! (:

Hi guys thought I would start something new by adding icebreakers if that's ok with you guys thankyou @sampleSizeOfOne for inspiring me to add something to my boring old game threads I will work on this more/narrow it down over time but please comment or PM me with any suggestions because in the end its the community's game thread so please feel free to PM/Comment with suggestion's/new formats/anything else to make this better. Thanks Guys Enjoy todays game thread and LETS GO TWINS!!! -C-Gangster

"The Homer Hanky Keys" The Bradley Factor: Taj Bradley has been a beast this season (2-0, 1.08 ERA). He’s got the swing-and-miss stuff to silence the Rogers Centre crowd early. The plan: let him eat for 6+ innings so we don't have to stress the bullpen too soon. Neutralize Vlad: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is hitting .320 and leading their charge. We can't let him be the one to beat us. Keep the bases empty when he's up, and make someone else try to drive him in. Raid the Rotation: We’re facing Max Scherzer today. He’s a legend, but he's also a vet we can grind down. If we can get his pitch count up by the 5th and force Toronto to go to a bullpen with a 5+ ERA, we’re in the driver's seat for the series win. "Call You're Shot (Question of the day/game) Will Royce Lewis break his slump The Bullpen Sweat Meter Green (For Now) The Shelty Watch Over/Under Shelton Pulling Our Starter (85 Pitches) The Victory Cigar If we win who's player of the game? TC Treasure Map where are you watching from? The C-Gangster Keys Handle the Vet: Scherzer’s been around the block, but he’s human. We need to work the counts and get his pitch count into the 80s by the 5th. If we force Toronto to use that middle relief early, we win. The Bradley Burn: Taj has been a beast. He needs to keep the high-heat painting the black to keep Vlad Jr. and Springer off-balance. No free passes to the bottom of the order today. Situational Swings: We left too many ducks on the pond yesterday. I want to see Brooks Lee or Royce Lewis drive one into the gap when it matters. Clean baseball wins series. The "Daily Double Will Bradley Hit above 101 MPH Today My Odds +100 Stock Market (Example) BUYING: [Player Name] — He's seeing beach balls at the plate right now. HOLDING: [Player Name] — Solid, but waiting for that breakout moment. SELLING: [Player Name] — Needs a day off or a trip to St. Paul to find his swing. Who are you investing in today? The "Gritty Player" of the Game Who's getting the dirtiest jersey by the 6th inning? Martin or Buck? The "Provus & Gladden" Quote of the Day Who is gonna have the best quote today? The "Medical Suite" (Injury Check) Royce Lewis- 10 Day IL "Rubber Match" Tracker Whats the Goal For today?

@Vanimal46 catching me in 4K from the archives! I finally made it outside, but I came back in because the Twins were on. Does that count as a passing grade? ☀️⚾

Why did the twins bring a map to rogers centre on Friday? To find where theyre 4-0 Lead went.

Holy ****ing **** that was the ****ing most pathetic thing I've seen by ****ing athany ****ing banda ****ing he'll I ****ing love but also ****ing hate the twins **** this and **** me and the twins ****ing stupid ****ing toxic ****ing relationships ****.

Nice work, @Peter. Brooks Lee just hit his first home run of the season, and you missed it because you were probably trying to figure out if a hot dog is a sandwich. You have the situational awareness of a roomba in a glitter factory.

I mean @Peter is the only person I know who could manage to be late for a flight that was already delayed.

Huge congrats to Peter for successfully navigating the airport all the way to the wrong gate.

Thanks and Happy to help! Just remember, you get what you pay for—and since my salary for this is $0.00, I think we’re both winning.

I wonder where @Peter is. I mean he'll never excite you but as least his statements/post are obvious as ****. But hey this community needs a Captain obvious.

What did I miss? Just turning on the gam.. HOLY ****.

Thanks! I might try to polish up my writing with blogging too. Alongside this.

Love this feature @USAFChief Looking forward to it every friday!

Thanks so much sorry I'm just stupid and cant process words correctly Ill start to put more effort into them. Maybe that will help the twins do better.

sorry I'm really stupid is this a diss on me? If so i understand my game threads do lack.

Ope I'm sorry i was in a rush Ill make sure to fix that right now. Thank you so much.

I’m so incredibly optimistic about this Twins team after sweeping the Tigers—it’s great to see them finally show up! It really makes me think we can beat anyone... right up until they decide to hand that same momentum over to the bullpen and turn a "winning season" into an absolute nightmare in the span of one inning. SUN MON TUE WED THU TOT Rogers 18 0 12 0 0 30 Funderburk 3 20 0 20 0 43 Sands 21 0 12 9 0 42 Topa 15 0 14 10 0 39 Laweryson 0 14 0 25 0 39 Banda 0 17 0 0 0 17 Orze 0 12 19 0 14 45 Acton 0 0 0 0 35 35

Oh yeah and I hear they're related.

I just love this photo

I mean they're both evil good looking and rich how are they anny diffrent?

Is no one getting my star wars refrence