Employee No. 4210

I say assign it to a new mascot racer. Like a turtle that can lose every race (except the ones where a bachelor party buys the race and everyone else gets too drunk to remember the rules.)

Hopefully not starting a political discussion, but hoping for lesser concession prices when everyone from Walmart to Forbes to even the incoming president himself (finally admitting) saying that his planned tariffs are going to raise the price on nearly-everything is wishful thinking at best.* *I don't know which foods and drinks specifically have their starts in foreign countries, so maybe there will be some local companies that aren't affected...

Shawn Schlechter would be a great option. He has a fan in Brooks Lee, and likes of Buxton and Kepler have approved of his approach to assisting them on their rehab stints. The one knock is he's only been in Triple-A one season as a hitting coach... but he hasn't spent long in either Wichita nor Ft. Myers either, so maybe this is just how his career trajectory is designed to be!

DSP would never allow such a thing. He always did it like he was just having a conversation, but the conversation was essentially a one-sided, accusatory conversation on his part that really should have happened in an office before game-time.

Dave St. Peter works on an out-dated business model, before Netflix, Hulu, WNBA, Minnesota United, St. Paul Saints success... basically, in a time before Minnesotans had a multitude of other options in the summer months beyond fishing and camping. He is also not a people person. I've never seen the man smile at Target Field unless there were cameras on him. On the contrary; I've seen him yelling at employees - even TC Bear - on the field during pregame ceremonies if he didn't think someone else looked happy or excited enough to be there. Fans and employees would be happier if he retired.

If the MLB and MLBPA agree on a expanded postseason play requiring "ghost wins," and the Twins are a top seed, does that mean they might end their 18-postseason-games losing streak with a ghost victory?!?

I was thinking even smaller than that when I read the headline; I opened the article expecting to read about Glenn Williams' 13-game career with the Twins (which included a 13-game hitting streak) before he got injured and retired, having collected a hit in every major league game he played in.

Bobby Korecky's game was at the Twins' first attempt at the "all-you-can-eat" promotion at the Metrodome. I remember the lines were long and the food options were disappointing - the pre-heated hotdogs in soggy buns; a cup of popcorn; basically Dixie cups of Coke - but I didn't think it was terrible. The issue came with extra innings; they stopped serving after the 9th, and the game went another hour. But who wouldn't be excited about a Howie Clark walk-off??? (The Twins owned up to the failed experiment of AYCE, and offered everyone free tickets to another game that season.)

My heart goes out to the part-time stadium and gameday employees, many of whom are retired or handicapped and use these games to supplement social security. Cities with taxpayer-funded stadiums need to consider lawsuits against MLB owners for loss of income for these employees, not to mention the business around stadiums losing revenue.

Cities with publicly-funded stadiums should sue the teams' owners (if any games are canceled) for lost revenue on behalf of: residents who work at the stadium; surrounding bars, restaurants, parking ramps, public transport; and city taxes list on sales and income.