Pretty classy little note, yeah. And you can tell it's genuine. I agree that he didn't need to bring up the money (not necessarily that he shouldn't have), because he doesn't need to apologize for a damn thing as far as his salary is concerned. If you think about it, any apology along those lines is an apology over the economics of a pro sport with a draft, a farm system, a collective bargaining agreement, and no salary cap. Unless he feels responsible for all of those things too, I don't think he's got much to say sorry for. It's very, very normal in baseball to get paid on past performance, and to get paid well beyond the years you're expected to be useful. That's a nice little return for the three years of "serfdom" and for the three more years of arbitration salary. Not that the rubes in the cheap seats would ever think about that - it's all about what they're making this year. But if you were to take lots of players with long careers and flip their earnings so that it looked like they got the minimum in their last three years, and arbitration in the last three years before that, it doesn't look so bad does it? Take our favorite salary scapegoat 'round these parts. Are we okay with paying $23 million for a year of .280 at 1B in 2016 when we got a year of .347 at C for half a mil back in 2006? What if we arbitrarily assign the $23 million to his 2006 season and the $500k to his 2015? Doesn't change the money spent, but maybe it looks better from those cheap seats. From a player's perspective, that's probably a fair trade. If I were Glen Perkins, I would take the paycheck that I earned - and he did earn it - and get as healthy as I possibly can for my family and for the rest of my life. If I can pitch again, gravy. And if not, then maybe I can take heart that some guy on a message board says "Thanks for the good times, Perk. Don't be a stranger around Target Field."