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  1. I caught that name juxtaposition and thought it was slightly clever, summing up our "CF depth" in an ironic sort of way.
  2. I love Gibson's chances to be an impact pitcher on this team as much as anyone.....But.......Tom Glavine averaged 215 IP/YR with an ERA+ of 120......over a 20 YEAR span. As we speak, Gibson's K/BB ratio is upside down on the season, along with a 5.67 xFIP. Let's hold off on any comps between- a "good #3 pitcher" and- Hall of Famer- Glavine, and Kyle Gibson, for at least a few more starts.
  3. Book it. But who is Deduno supplanting in the rotation? Escobar is out of options, P-Flo isn't....how much longer will the Twins keep Petey around with his .232 OPS (especially batting back-to-back with little-mentioned Hicks and his sub-Mendoza, .589 OPS), notwithstanding his defense? It is quite possible that Florimon gets optioned in favor of Nunez (adventures in defense?)....(Nunez had 2 more hits today, including a 2-run HR).
  4. In the paraphrased words of America's first great baseball fan, Mark Twain:
  5. The 'Stros would be crazy not to get this upgrade on Presley.
  6. Absotively. (And not so coincidentally, based on today's late-inning botch, Hicksie can use a late-inning defensive replacement on occasion).
  7. As good a story teller as Gardy is, he'll never be a Darkstar, Garrison Keeler or F Scott Fitzgerald where it comes to battling their tales off.
  8. I think he'll be happy to take the kudos for yesterday and today (so far).
  9. Except going into last night's game, the Twins had doubled their run production from last year and were still only 3-6.
  10. Steiny or Molly as the Heir Apparent?- the Great Debate shall henceforth commence.
  11. Wasn't it just a 2 days ago that Tom Powers was leading the pitchfork committee to ride these bums out of town?
  12. jokin

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  13. Odds of improving over the likes of DeVries, Walters, Albers, Hendriks, Hernandez? OK, maybe only 99.99% chance of an improvement over that crew.
  14. Does he have any more kids graduating or going to prom or something? Maybe Toby can get married this spring?....2 for 1....Bachelor Party and Ceremony day.
  15. Is Mitch Garver better than we all expected, or is he just beating up on pitchers a grade below both his age and skill level? Can he project to a Ryan Doumit-type player, or something even better, both at the plate and behind the plate?
  16. What fictional movie is that quote from again?
  17. These game threads are so much more fun when the Twins are on the AAA parts of their schedule.....
  18. Did you stop following the Twins for a year or three to even ask that question?
  19. " [a line of prisoners files past a jailer] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Prisoner: Yes. Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually. Coordinator: What? Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well... Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left "
  20. Oh yeah, take this, "snob": "If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
  21. At this point, Petey is little more than "Dead Man Walking"....
  22. He's also hit 3 to the RF wall and Trevor is Brooks Robinson at 3rd compared to Cuddy.
  23. At least we know that either he or one of his siblings is reading TD....
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