Back in my day, they used to print out the Internet, and then send out some low-life with high aspirations to try to sell you a copy for a thousand bucks, calling it an Encyclopedia. Back in my day, Amazon was called Sears, and every few months they would print out a book with some of the deals, and once a year they would print out all of the deals, and send it to you unasked. Back in my day, there was only one phone provider, and they would print out everybody's contact list and send you a copy, whether you knew those people or patronized their businesses or not. Man, we killed a lot of trees, back in my day. Kids today don't know what that felt like.