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  1. ashbury
    Pro: "My name is Donald Trump and even *I* know not to say one word here."
  2. ashbury
    LOL, Dozier drools on his cap during GBA.
  3. ashbury
    Mauer breaks it up. Guess I'll stick around. / edit: RB and I reach opposite conclusions...
  4. ashbury
    Ugh. Tuned in late, first thing I hear from the Fox Sports team is speculation on no-hitters.
  5. ashbury
    If so, then why does he put so many men on base?
  6. ashbury
    Did someone? It's been a long thread and I only looked at this page.
  7. ashbury
    Along the same lines as a Scrabble rack, I speculated a while ago that he could team up with Etaoin Shrdlu as our double play combo of the future. He doesn't show much sign of ever being more than purely a singles hitter, and he struggled the first part of this season to be even that. But he seems to learn, so I hold out pretty significant hope for him. The glove is apparently a sure thing so he'll go exactly as far as the bat takes him.
  8. ashbury
    CBU: Eight (gag puke) to one (hurl) Indians (urk), after three. Bluarrrlll.
  9. ashbury
    And more importantly, how much will they lose by?
  10. ashbury
    Would have been a tough play, but I think there exist shortstops who get to the ball that drove in runs 6 and 7. I've been paying sporadic attention so I don't know how many other excuses I can come up with for our starting pitcher. Nominations?
  11. ashbury
    Santana needs larger ears. His little elf ears just don't make him look like a serious major league pitcher and the batters are starting to notice I'm afraid.
  12. ashbury
    Our bullpen is kinda like the sewer line leading out of your house, for similar reasons.
  13. ashbury
    Bunting has also proven to be effective.
  14. ashbury
    You know this how? Some players are worth literally nothing on the trade market, due to contract value relative to talent. Seems to have been born on a midwest Air Force base, and went to both high school and college in Kansas. I guess you can pick up the necessary swagger anywhere. Not always by actually playing in NY though - that town has destroyed as many swaggers as created them.
  15. ashbury
    Ladies and gentlemen, as of last night tied for third-hottest team in the American League, your Minnesota Twins! / Blue Jays riding a 7 game winning streak, Angels are winners of 2, no one else has more than 1. Fun With Numbers.
  16. ashbury
    Hey, long-time caller, first-time listener. Say, I was wondering about that one play in the fifth inning yesterday, where that one Twins player did that thing and then that one Blue Jays player did that other thing. I'll hang up and stop listening.
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  18. ashbury
    USAFChief found the all purpose solution to this fallacy. "Yes."
  19. ashbury
    I do have other things to talk about than children of course. Take the Minnesota Twins. Please!
  20. ashbury
    I love children so much I decided only three in all the world should be forced to have me as a parent.
  21. ashbury
    Headache advice I once found on a medicine bottle: keep away from children.
  22. ashbury
    Children should be caged and not heard.
  23. ashbury
    Children are hereditary; if your grandparents didn't have any, and your parents didn't have any, neither will you.
  24. ashbury
    When we had that third child, my wife and I found out we had to switch from a man-to-man defense to a zone.
  25. ashbury
    Before we had any children, I had 3 theories about raising kids. Now that I have 3 kids, I have 0 theories.
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