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Even Rooker was impressed that stayed in

"Refsnyder is a little cautious of the wall." Bwahaha! Glen Perkins is a shady b****

*throws Hot Pockets on their doorstep and drive away* "We should do this again sometime!"

I'm so excited! But, I also hate being an adult! I have bleeping dinner plans tomorrow night! "Why are you eating so fast?" "'Cuz I don't wanna be here."

Whoa! It's already in the 6th? Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. Sounds like both teams wanna get the h*** outta Dodge.

I don't follow other teams too much, but I'm a little surprised Robbie Grossman isn't starting today.

This is literally unrelated. I'm just impressed when anyone can steal off of Yadi and Yadi doesn't even mind. P.S. Kolten Wong now plays for Milwaukee https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gbiJPutzcuI

Heehee!

Thank you so much!!

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And always look on the bright side of life Always look on the light side of life -“Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” from Monty Python’s “Life of Brian; Written by Eric Idle There are several positive things that can be taken from the Minnesota Twins’ 2021. Okay, some positive things. Like . . . Um . . . Well, things happened this season. Nobody on the current roster was in the film, Cats, so that’s good. Being a Minnesota sports fan comes with its fair share of ups and downs. There have been several disappointments over the years, and the 2021 Minnesota Twins season is no exception. However, there is a lingering sense of possibility and optimism Midwesterners (and Midwesterners at heart) hold onto in their cheese-curd-cholesterol-laden hearts! So, what do you say, Twins fans? Can we pull ourselves by our Redwing bootstraps? Can we polish this turd until it glows as bright the Northern Star in our wildfire smoke-filled sky? What is one positive you will cling to this offseason until Spring Training 2022? At least we’re not the Baltimore Orioles! MN Twins 1. Ben Refsnyder, RF (R) 2. Brent Rooker, LF (R) 3. Josh Donaldson, DH (R) 4. Miguel Sano, 1B (R) 5. Luis Arraez, 2B (L) 6. Ryan Jeffers, C (R) 7. Willians Astudillo, 3B (R) 8. Nick Gordon, CF (L) 9. Andrelton Simmons, SS (R) 0. John Gant, SP (R) BOS Red Sox 1. Enrique Hernandez, SS (R) 2. Kyle Schwarber, DH (L) 3. J.D. Martinez, LF (R) 4. Rafael Devers, 3B (L) 5. Alex Verdugo, RF (L) 6. Christian Vasquez, C (R) 7. Christian Arroyo, 2B (R) 8. Jarren Duran, CF (L) 9. Bobby Dalbec, 1B (L) 0. Chris Sale (L)

I think I passed out from holding my breath through the top of 9th. Did Colomé get the save?

Beau Burrows. Puke. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=929Wk-EWQ0s

He does have pretty blue eyes!

I dunno, but I think Jake Cave is out here winning hearts!

Ooooh! Jake Cave takes your internet hate and turns it into triple fuel! ?

Get off the tracks! Big Mike is a'coming

He wasn't picked up when he was DFA'd, so that's why he came back to St. Paul. He can go suck somewhere else

He likes to fish, so he's in the right place https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TNYjJvf7duc

AHHHHHH!!! Is this where we turn the season around??? 9th inning rally!!!

Ohhhh no!

Miguel Sano . . . should be on another team

As crude as it may be, if you can come back from w***** surgery to hit a home run, you have my respect

I haven't been paying a lot of attention: What are Smeltzer's and Dobnak's injuries?

WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?????!!

Well s***