1. Buxton (okay, bad idea but whatever) 2. Arraez (I'm starting to wonder what the hell is happening, is Gardenhire running this team, except Arraez can get on base so I'm doubly confused because 'play second, bat second' only really works if the player is terrible, which Arraez is not) 3. Kepler (what?) 4. Sano (yeah, okay, cool) 5. Cruz (yeah, okay, cool, should be third) 6. Garver (okay, you betcha) 7. Polanco (yeah, whatever) 8. Rosario (not doing a great job of L/R splits but okay) 9. Donaldson (SERIOUSLY ARE YOU ****ING TROLLING US)