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Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/23 6:05PM

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

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A variation that a female friend always liked: if a man says something in a forest and nobody is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

And with that... I can kick off the string of Man Jokes... It's only fair since I did Woman jokes a couple of days ago.

 

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?

A: Gifted

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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We gotta stop striking out with a runner on third with less than two outs. We won't be a good baseball team until we do.

 

We can't rely on Herrmann to bail us out every time.

Squirrel GOAT

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We gotta stop striking out with a runner on third with less than two outs. We won't be a good baseball team until we do.

 

We can't rely on Herrmann to bail us out every time.

At least they didn't try and bunt the run home

IdahoPilgrim First Round Pick

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I'm following the Rochester game as well. Had bases loaded with one out, and a DP killed it. Glad to see they're effectively teaching TwinsBaseball in the system.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

 

I didn't get this... But... I laughed anyway.

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And with that... I can kick off the string of Man Jokes...

 

I set 'em up. You knock 'em outta the park.

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This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

I don't get this but it still made me chuckle

IdahoPilgrim First Round Pick

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Q: How do men sort their laundry

A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

 

Reminds me of one time we were playing poker in college. After losing a big pot, I made some offhand comment about taking my clothes out of the laundry bag and putting them back in the dresser. They all took a collection for me so I could wash my clothes.

 

Don't know why I felt compelled to share that.

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Damn, I'm bummed. I was looking forward to hangin' out on TD tonight. My wife says we have to go to a friends bonfire. Stupid friends... stupid wife.

 

Hello Pink Zebra Striped Zubaz and my purple leather vest!!!

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Also, whats the opinion on Levi Michael after this disappointing year?

 

My own take is, Disappointing Levi Michael is disappointing. OTOH low first round draft picks aren't 100% to ever reach the majors. But a team that has to live and die with astute talent evaluation can't afford this too handily.

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