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Game Thread: Indians@Twins 8/13 7:10PM

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Productive outs....oooooh, makes my loins tingle.

 

A google image search of that phrase was less entertaining than I hoped. What is your secret?

 

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Nope, not this guy, I put my foot down and said "The games on woman, leave me alone"!.............oh and she's out of town this week too.

For your sake, I hope she doesn't have internet.

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B-b-but strikeout pitchers can not go 9 innings due to the large number of pitches a strikeout consumes! <head explodes>

 

Have you ever known Deduno to pitch according to conventional wisdom?

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For your sake, I hope she doesn't have internet.

 

And her own, separate, secret log-in to twinsdaily.com

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I was born lefty, but my teacher made me switch.

 

I had a teacher who wanted me to switch, but I told my folks and he had to move away.

snepp Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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A google image search of that phrase was less entertaining than I hoped. What is your secret?

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]5197[/ATTACH]

 

 

Let me translate that for our brethren north o' the border.

 

 

http://skreened.com/render-product/v/u/u/vuudycpnwafwsslakprq/image.w174h200f3.jpg

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I'm disappointed ... did no one google that address? I thought I was actually being clever. :/

 

Are you really that disappointed that none of us are closet stalkers?

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I had a teacher who wanted me to switch, but I told my folks and he had to move away.

 

I don't know why I didn't say anything. I'm all over the place. I hit left, shoot left in hockey, golf right, and use my knives in my right hand.

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I had a teacher who wanted me to switch, but I told my folks and he had to move away.

I was all set to ask "what was her name," and then I noticed you cleverly used "he."

 

Preemptively beaten to the punch. Well played, sir.

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Are you really that disappointed that none of us are closet stalkers?

 

Well, kinda. It was a really good address!

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Are you really that disappointed that none of us are closet stalkers?

 

I do think it's a nice touch by the Chicago Police Department to co-opt CTTF's street address as their own, given that they've taken up a permanent stakeout at it.

twinsnorth49 St Paul Saints

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Let me translate that for our brethren north o' the border.

 

 

http://skreened.com/render-product/v/u/u/vuudycpnwafwsslakprq/image.w174h200f3.jpg

 

That would be prouductive oots, thank you.

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I don't know why I didn't say anything. I'm all over the place. I hit left, shoot left in hockey, golf right, and use my knives in my right hand.

 

You're ambidextrikinetic.

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I had a teacher who wanted me to switch, but I told my folks and he had to move away.

 

Do you ever have a post that can't be misinterpreted in the worst possible way?

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Are you really that disappointed that none of us are closet stalkers?

 

What's probably most disturbing is that we all are so good at it that we don't tip our hands *that* easily.

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Do you ever have a post that can't be misinterpreted in the worst possible way?

 

He's a pitch to contact guy.

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What's probably most disturbing is that we all are so good at it that we don't tip our hands *that* easily.

I just figured a good percentage of the game threaders knew that address by memory.

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I'm going to make a call...

 

 

 

...to my favorite pizza place. (as Morneau flys out to ruin it)

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I'm going to make a call...

 

 

 

...to my favorite pizza place. (as Morneau flys out to ruin it)

There's more than one in SF?

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I'm going to make a call...

 

 

 

...to my favorite pizza place. (as Morneau flys out to ruin it)

 

I'm starving, but I cant think of anywhere in my vicinity I want to go or order from.

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I'm starving, but I cant think of anywhere in my vicinity I want to go or order from.

 

I hope none of my kids sees that sentence structure.

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