Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 7/25 9:10PM

[Riverbrian]

Twins: SP Kevin Correia

 

2B Dozier

C Herrmann

1B Morneau

RF Doumit

3B Plouffe

LF Thomas

DH Colabello

CF Hicks

SS Florimon

 

Mariners: Iwakuma

 

SS Miller

2B Franklin

LF Ibanez

DH Morales

3B Seager

1B Smoak

RF Saunders

C Zunino

CF Ackley

 

Things to think about for tonight's game:

 

1. Think about Chris Colabello... He is due for a big game. He's the guy on the roster who really needs to have a big game. Maybe not tonight but he needs one soon.

 

2. Think Iwakuma... I discovered this guy... I had no idea who he was last year. I watched him throw a game and I said to myself... I don't care what his stats say... He can throw... I've said that about a lot of people and missed so I'm happy to say that I got it right on this guy... He's good.

 

3. Think about the Seattle lineup... It's not like they are tearing the cover off the ball but the lineup is full of guys who were high rated prospects when younger... players who just haven't taken the next step... Smoak was supposed to be a superstar... So was Ackley. Its not like they haven't tried to build an offense.

 

4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.

 

5. Think about ZZ Top... In 1975 they produced the Classic Tune "Tush"... In 1983 they produced the Classic Tune "Legs"... To keep things in order... In 1991... They should have come up with a song called "Feet"... They didn't.

[buckninetyone]

iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.

[Riverbrian]

iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.

 

I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.

[Bark's Lounge]

4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.

 

Work... Schmerk. Get your priorities together.

 

On another note: The Twins will have their hands full the next few days with Iwakuma and King Felix.

[Bark's Lounge]

I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.

 

I wonder if anyone on the planet earth has a tramp stamp tattoo of Billy Barty? Damn, that would be cool or something.

[Riverbrian]

Work... Schmerk. Get your priorities together.

 

On another note: The Twins will have their hands full the next few days with Iwakuma and King Felix.

 

Yeah I know... I have to get my priorities straight.

 

1. Family

2. Twins Daily

3. Twins Baseball

4. Baseball

5. My Dodge Dart

6. World Peace

7. A Warm Shower

8. HD TV

9. Work

10. Neil Young

[Willihammer]

I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.

 

buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.

[snepp]

The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.

 

http://www.cucalorus.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/PurpleDrank.jpg

[CairoCrown]

http://www.cucalorus.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/PurpleDrank.jpg

Is that JaMarcus Russell?

[Riverbrian]

I wonder if anyone on the planet earth has a tramp stamp tattoo of Billy Barty? Damn' date=' that would be cool or something.[/quote']

 

I went to the tattoo parlor... Sat down and asked him for tattoo of me.

 

He said: where do you want it?

 

I said: Make it actual size.

 

It cost $180 dollars... I have a tattoo over my entire body and nobody can tell.

[Squirrel]

buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.

 

Maybe you should just go with it, whether or not you understand it.

 

And the lips on your avatar are really freaky. I always think people look like their avatars. So I'm picturing you in real life wearing lipstick. But lipstick seems to be a theme around here.

[Willihammer]

It cost $180 dollars... I have a tattoo over my entire body and nobody can tell.

 

Still seems like a bargain

[CairoCrown]

I always think people look like their avatars.

'Tis true. I always picture you as a yellow Mini Cooper.

[Squirrel]

 

4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.

 

 

What do you do?

[Riverbrian]

iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.

 

buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.

 

[CairoCrown]

5. Think about ZZ Top... In 1975 they produced the Classic Tune "Tush"... In 1983 they produced the Classic Tune "Legs"... To keep things in order... In 1991... They should have come up with a song called "Feet"... They didn't.

Followed by 1999's "Toes?"

[Bark's Lounge]

The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.

 

I've tried that more than a handful of times. I am still drawing a blank.

[Squirrel]

'Tis true. I always picture you as a yellow Mini Cooper.

It's not just yellow. The color is Interchange Yellow. It kinda changes hues in different light. Sometimes it looks greenish yellow, sometimes yellow yellow, sometimes golden. It's quite nice. As am I.

[Riverbrian]

What do you do?

 

I'm a Regional programmer for Clear Channel Radio.

[CairoCrown]

I'm a Regional programmer for Clear Channel Radio.

Tell Rockin' Rick and Trevor D that I said "Hi."

[Squirrel]

I'm a Regional programmer for Clear Channel Radio.

 

Are there any clear channel stations in Chicago?

[CairoCrown]

Justin Morneau with an Ichiro-esque single.

[Guest USAFChief]

10. Neil Young

 

Harvest. Greatest album of all time, or merely top ten?

[Squirrel]

heh ... a two-out threat with those hits.

[Riverbrian]

Tell Rockin' Rick and Trevor D that I said "Hi."

 

Will Do

[snepp]

Out 3....out 4....out 5.

[CairoCrown]

Out 3....out 4....out 5.

Don't know how they gave Doumit a hit on that play.

 

Edit: Changed to an error.

[Guest USAFChief]

It's not just yellow. The color is Interchange Yellow. It kinda changes hues in different light. Sometimes it looks greenish yellow, sometimes yellow yellow, sometimes golden. It's quite nice. As am I.

 

I sometimes wake up kinda greenish yellow myself.

 

It's not quite nice though. Not at all.

[Squirrel]

I sometimes wake up kinda greenish yellow myself.

 

It's not quite nice though. Not at all.

 

No, no dear. You just cannot wear that color with your complexion.

[Guest USAFChief]

Out 3....out 4....out 5.

We needed at least 6 or 7.