Twins (Matthews) vs Tigers (Paddack): 8/5/25, 5:40pm

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Wow 

Trust me on this. And its WAY better than grilling it.

[Parfigliano]

Martin caught a flyball!!!!

[UpstateNewYorker]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Cmon man 😂

Put it in a glass dish, cover it with Saran. Comes out great. 

[Doc Lenz]

4 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

How long do you guys let your corn on the cob boil for? No room on the grill tonight 

Till it pops

[Blyleven2011]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

You guys are insane with these 8-10 minute boiling times for corn on the cob. 

Boil water , cook 3 minutes for crispier flavor , you want mush , cook it longer

[Parfigliano]

Just now, Blyleven2011 said:

Boil water , cook 3 minutes for crispier flavor , you want mush , cook it longer

Gerber's for mush

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

6 minutes ago, tony&rodney said:

Michael Lorenzen on a rehab assignment in Wichita gives up a 3 run HR to Culpepper and a bomb to the next batter, Jenkins. These two are good.

They need to be on the opening day roster in 2026.

[Patzky]

A day without Funderburk ..

[Patzky]

Just now, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

They need to be on the opening day roster in 2026.

Lee better pick up his game 

[Blyleven2011]

Funderburk is coming in , he had his best outing hisclast ho around ...

I thought maybe we had a chance but now I have my doubts  ...

[Tlaker]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

How long do you guys let your corn on the cob boil for? No room on the grill tonight 

Done with the boil technique anymore…. don’t shuck the ears, cut half inch off both ends and pop 2-3 ears into the microwave on full power for 3-4 minutes!

Wear oven mitts and hold the top of the ear and shake it till it falls through the bottom ! Easy peasy 

Google it…. you will never go back 

[Chris Hove]

I sure hope this is a trend with the base stealing tonight. The Twins have some more speed with Martin and Keaschall in the lineup. I know it's too late but what an advantage that would be to have it.

[Aggies7]

Just now, Tlaker said:

Done with the boil technique anymore…. don’t shuck the ears, cut half inch off both ends and pop 2-3 ears into the microwave on full power for 3-4 minutes!

Wear oven mitts and hold the top of the ear and shake it till it falls through the bottom ! Easy peasy 

Google it…. you will never go back 

This sounds like way more work than I want to do lol

[David HK]

Just now, Patzky said:

A day without Funderburk ..

😂 No doubt he's still wearing that Spalding tattoo on his cheek he got in Cleveland. 

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

Lee better pick up his game 

Yup. Competition is fierce in the infield.

[thelanges5]

Just now, Chris Hove said:

I sure hope this is a trend with the base stealing tonight. The Twins have some more speed with Martin and Keaschall in the lineup. I know it's too late but what an advantage that would be to have it.

Glimmer of Hope for 2026. If the sale can get done by the end of the World Series, it will get a little interesting in Twins territory.

[Tlaker]

4 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

This sounds like way more work than I want to do lol

It’s not 

[USAFChief]

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

[RpR]

12 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

How long do you guys let your corn on the cob boil for? No room on the grill tonight 

Five or Six minutes for fresh corn; double that for corn off of stalk for some time.

Of late, boil for five or six minutes, wrap , well, in aluminum foil along with a LARGE chunk of butter, then put on the   charcoal grill with steaks until steaks are done.

Variety of corn , can make , a goodly difference.

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

My ex? Just kidding just kidding 

[SS MagicMark]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean?

[USAFChief]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

My ex? Just kidding just kidding 

Waaaaaaay better than my answer. 

[USAFChief]

Just now, SS MagicMark said:

Lean?

Yes

Lean beef

[ziggy]

microwaved corn is great.

Corn left in the husk, soaked in water for a couple of hours and put in campfire coals is the best. Obviously the time, a campfire and lots of beer are involved.

[bunsen82]

My son had a joke for me today, 

Did you hear of the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
 

I replied no laughing and confused

he replied, pretty nuts

 

holy crap

[USAFChief]

Chris Berman: "Cole Sands-Of-Iwo-Jima" in to pitch the 8th.

[Tlaker]

2 minutes ago, bunsen82 said:

My son had a joke for me today, 

Did you hear of the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
 

I replied no laughing and confused

he replied, pretty nuts

 

holy crap

Does your son know Chief btw?

[USAFChief]

HEEE struck him out!

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Chris Berman: "Cole Sands-Of-Iwo-Jima" in to pitch the 8th.

And Matt Wallner, #38th parallel, will bat 4th in the 9th

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

And Matt Wallner, #38th parallel, will bat 4th in the 9th

Eh...sounds too much like a math problem