Article: Series Preview: Twins @ Marlins, 6/26-6/27

[Guest USAFChief]

Swing the bat, Bri.

[GCTF]

Losing to the Marlins is fish-tastic! (stole it from a sign in the "crowd").

[Guest USAFChief]

You and your AFFECTIVE/effective disorder, I thought I cured you of this months ago.

Guess you're not as affective as you thought.

[jokin]

I blame you.

 

Just need a couple of TD regulars to go negative on their favorite Twins whipping boys, that should do the trick...

[snepp]

You and your AFFECTIVE/effective disorder, I thought I cured you of this months ago.

 

Has he now affectively effected your enjoyment of this game thread?

 

 

 

 

[Guest USAFChief]

Pretty neat...the carnival is in town, and sharing the stadium.

[GCTF]

What is a Derek Dietrich?

[Guest USAFChief]

What is a Derek Dietrich?

Ask Duensing.

[snepp]

What is a Derek Dietrich?

 

 

A Duensing slayer.

[CairoCrown]

Announced attendance: 14,231

[Guest USAFChief]

Announced attendance: 14,231

It's a shame Gibson isn't pitching in this series. He could have gotten his feet wet in the big leagues without the pressure of getting used to bigger crowds.

[Guest USAFChief]

Losing to the Marlins is fish-tastic! (stole it from a sign in the "crowd").

Gave you a like cause I read it as "fish tacos."

 

Yum.

[GCTF]

Walking some no name with 2 outs and pitching to Stanton is fish-tacos!

[Guest USAFChief]

Speaking of lawyers...what's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?

[CairoCrown]

Speaking of lawyers...what's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?

What?

[Guest USAFChief]

One's a slimy, scum sucking bottom feeder.

 

The other's a fish.

[Guest USAFChief]

Morneausie hit that right on the screws.

[CairoCrown]

Why is the Marlins' backup catcher making the pitching change?

[glunn]

One's a slimy, scum sucking bottom feeder.

 

The other's a fish.

 

That's what people say until they need saving -- then they sing a different tune.

[CairoCrown]

Morneausie hit that right on the screws.

And Plouffsie gets an RBI on a bleeder through the infield.

[glunn]

This is going to be sickening if the Twins do not win.

[CairoCrown]

This is going to be sickening if the Twins do not win.

Getting the vodka prepped?

[glunn]

Well I rushed home to see a rally that is not looking good.

[GCTF]

This is going to be sickening if the Twins do not win.

 

Barf. On the plus side, both Marlins fans must be ecstatic.

[Guest USAFChief]

That's what people say until they need saving -- then they sing a different tune.

Nope, when I need saving, I want a slimy, scum sucking bottom feeder.

[glunn]

Getting the vodka prepped?

 

That is a good idea. This was a game that I expected the Twins to win. But on any given day...

[CairoCrown]

Nope, when I need saving, I want a slimy, scum sucking bottom feeder.

Better call Saul

[glunn]

Barf. On the plus side, both Marlins fans must be ecstatic.

 

All 500 of them?

[GCTF]

Better call Saul

 

I'm more of a Barry Zuckerkorn kind of guy.

[jokin]

Has he now affectively effected your enjoyment of this game thread?

 

I see what you did there....and I liked it...

 

anyways....

 

a lot better than how he effected (sic) my affection for this particular game. I'd rather get infected than endure another one of these.... (Uggghhh).