Shipley: Ryan Discusses Slama

[Mauerzy4Prez]

Haha, this is what is come too. You know you're in loserville USA when the conversation on how a AAA reliever, who has never been looked at as a prospect, who is tearing up AAA at age 50, is the topic of the town.

 

*The vikings season is already over.

*The Gophers mind as well commit mass suicide as to evade total embarrassment.

*The T-Wolves are...the T-Wolves.

*The Wild are in full on NHL lockout mode after spending eleventy billion dollars this offseason.

*The Lynx still are playing while wearing clothes, call when they aren't.

*Gophers hockey still isn't Souix Hockey

 

*And the Minnesota freakin' Twins have resorted to mass conversation about ANTHONY, 39th round pick, SLAMA. God has smiled upon us with the great gift of Slama, and we hath turned our backeth on him by not giving him a shot at 7 innings of middle relief work...oh the humanity.

 

Woooomp Wooomp

[rickyriolo]

Haha, this is what is come too. You know you're in loserville USA when the conversation on how a AAA reliever, who has never been looked at as a prospect, who is tearing up AAA at age 50, is the topic of the town.

 

*The vikings season is already over.

*The Gophers mind as well commit mass suicide as to evade total embarrassment.

*The T-Wolves are...the T-Wolves.

*The Wild are in full on NHL lockout mode after spending eleventy billion dollars this offseason.

*The Lynx still are playing while wearing clothes, call when they aren't.

*Gophers hockey still isn't Souix Hockey

 

*And the Minnesota freakin' Twins have resorted to mass conversation about ANTHONY, 39th round pick, SLAMA. God has smiled upon us with the great gift of Slama, and we hath turned our backeth on him by not giving him a shot at 7 innings of middle relief work...oh the humanity.

Funny funny stuff....love it

[Shane Wahl]

Haha, this is what is come too. You know you're in loserville USA when the conversation on how a AAA reliever, who has never been looked at as a prospect, who is tearing up AAA at age 50, is the topic of the town.

 

*The vikings season is already over.

*The Gophers mind as well commit mass suicide as to evade total embarrassment.

*The T-Wolves are...the T-Wolves.

*The Wild are in full on NHL lockout mode after spending eleventy billion dollars this offseason.

*The Lynx still are playing while wearing clothes, call when they aren't.

*Gophers hockey still isn't Souix Hockey

 

*And the Minnesota freakin' Twins have resorted to mass conversation about ANTHONY, 39th round pick, SLAMA. God has smiled upon us with the great gift of Slama, and we hath turned our backeth on him by not giving him a shot at 7 innings of middle relief work...oh the humanity.

 

AHAHAHAHAHA! Every line is pretty damn funny.