Ya'll are so very polite to play along with a headline that begins with an incorrect use of the word "Whose".  Who's gonna admit that they noticed this but were just to kind to mention it?  It takes a jerk like me to point it out.  

Love,

Horton the hearing elephant.

Had a lot of fun and some interesting decisions, but here it goes.

Carew leading off and playing 2nd base  $5

Mauer hitting 2nd and catching  $5

Puckett hitting 3rd and playing center field  $5

Morneau hitting clean up and playing 1st base  $3

Winfield hitting 5th and DH  $2

Koskie hitting 6th and playing 3rd base  $4

Cuddyer hitting 7th and playing right field  $2

Jones hitting 8th and playing left field $2

Guzman hitting 9th and playing shortstop  $1

Starting pitcher is Santana $3

Relief pitcher is Davis $1, I have Davis there since Santana going to throw a complete game anyways.

So, I love this because I was born in 1961 - the birth of the Twins.

C - Harper

1B - Killer

2B - Carew

SS - Cardenas (one of my favorite Twins)

3B - Rollins

RF - Allison (he would qualify as RF and LF)

CF - Puck

LF - Tony O (have a foul ball catch from the Met)

P - Kitty

RP - Tough one - Nathan

I didn't have time to complete this. My mother in law is visting. and I have to spend time with my wife and her mom and not make spreadsheets about baseball......

But here is the start of the spreadsheet to have the empirically best bang for the buck team.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1frtQvthYaCH_PH7QanX8kHO5K64HjEgDzm3XXfueEoo/edit?usp=sharing