Mariano Rivera in the 1996 WS to Joe Torre: "Mr. Torre, I am sorry. I am too young to close these games" I don't like those kinds of silly statements. Don't say exactly how you feel, but at least be somewhat genuine. To feed me a line that insults my intelligence (not that I am Bertrand Russel or anything). I remember Matt Garza being interviewed after a game he'd pitched in KC late during the 2007 season, not long after that horrible trade deadline. I think he went 7 innings, gave up a run, maybe 2 or 3 hits, threw 100 pitches or so and was taken out. He later in front of the mic said, "I didn't do enough to help the team win the game" Excuse me? We lost 1-0 so how in the world can anyone believe a statement like that? Sounds strange, but I actually did not appreciate the comment because there was no way in the world he felt that way. This was more about him doing some image control and it was totally not genuine. This isn't either, but whatever.